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Kef-Meister 📚🐶
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Making sure I'm playing through the classics again before Metroid Prime 4 comes out. (Zero Mission took me 2 hours and 9 minutes this time. I know I can do better!)

#Metroid #MetroidPrime4 #MetroidPrime4Beyond
#OperationMetroidPrime4
October 28, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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#Microsoft gave its #AI a face in the hopes you'll feel bad about uninstalling it. Meet #Mico. It allegedly has an Easter Egg to make it look like #Clippy.

Clippy wouldn't use your data against you.
Clippy wouldn't abuse your trust.
Clippy only wanted to help.

www.microsoft.com/en-us/micros...
A small, featureless golden blob with a friendly face on a blue sky background. The text around it reads "Copilot Mico" and "Your AI companion".
October 25, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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I still think that "Writers (falsely) pegged as AI through emdashes" is less believable than "AI fanatics made that shit up to force people to adapt and give more data to the Big Plagiarism Machine".

Someone on tumblr disagreed with that take:
Part of a tumblr reply chain between me and a redacted user. They replied with: "@ kef-meister: I'll be honest I think you're derranged." to which I then replied with: "@ Redacted: Understandable. Have a very pleasant rest of your day, though!"
September 16, 2025 at 11:41 AM
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It's because life has many doors, yes.
Rolf, a blue-haired character from the "Ed, Edd and Eddie" cartoon, in his yellow shirt with a horizontal stripe down the middle. He appears to be holding open a hole in the fabric of reality itself.
September 3, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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In the words of the great Hideki Naganuma (composer to Jet Set Radio etc.):
A tweet from Hideki Naganuma (composer to Jet Set Radio etc.), misspelled for added effect. It reads: big titty. small titty. who cares. Put it all in my mouth.
August 26, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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Power Rangers Time Force S9 E22 (uncertain) - Contemptra.
Bonus: her main power revolves around seduction.
Close-up of a humanoid, monstrous figure which looks to be like a cross between a snake, the mythical Medusa, and a gorgon-like alien. Concept art for a humanoid, monstrous figure which looks to be like a cross between a snake, the mythical Medusa, and a gorgon-like alien. The overall body is pink, with an eyeball on both knees; shoulders; eyesockets and one in the chest.
August 24, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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I have been convinced by @kingalisa.bsky.social that Beardo isn't all that bad of a villager to have. So I gave Beardo a worthy home, both outside and in.

(Note: I added to Beardo's home instead of fully redecorating. It felt very empty.)

#ACNH #AnimalCrossing #AnimalCrossingNewHorizons
A cozy suburban-style scene from Animal Crossing: New Horizons. A small house surrounded by neat stone paths, clipped green hedges and small bushes with white flowers. A green car is parked in a driveway. To the left of the house is a fenced patio with benches; a black bicycle beside a Bell tree. Beardo's home in Animal Crossing: New Horizons, which is a sort of vintage-style office with dark wood furniture, teal wallpaper with gold crown patterns, and a purple carpet.
August 8, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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A mock-up Undertale talk-sprite stating "Undertale solidified my belief in that kindness is a choice. Especially to people who don't seem receptive at all."
July 26, 2025 at 10:27 AM
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“If you work hard, you should be able to grow and build something,” the manifesto says.

This is, of course, not counting the exploited migrants who are being actively prevented from building their lives.

It also *excludes* our royal family's "benefits".
www.businessinsider.nl/inkomen-lede...
July 26, 2025 at 9:52 AM
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I struggled with the Able Sister's shop for the longest time.
I'm very happy with the result!

#ACNH #AnimalCrossing #AnimalCrossingNewHorizons
A peaceful, welcoming vibe coming from a small red building with a green roof. A flower-covered pergola covering a stone path toward it. To the right is a cozy outdoor area with a parasol for shade. A bicycle sits nearby, next to raised flower beds filled with greenery. On the left of the building is a small pond and a bench. The whole scene is bathed in the golden light of the late afternoon.
July 25, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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On the isle of Japes, there's also plenty of nature to enjoy. Would the waterfalls be noisy? Probably. It drowns out mosquito noise, so that's a plus!

#ACNH #AnimalCrossing #AnimalCrossingNewHorizons
An outdoor camping scene from the game Animal Crossing New Horizons. A small white tent on top of a rug, beside a few trees and a water feature with multiple small waterfalls ending in a stream. A telescope stands close to the open tent flaps. The whole scene is lit with the light of the midday sun.
July 23, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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A terrible close-up of a fly sitting on the inside of a train window. The outside is blurry from high speed travel.
June 30, 2025 at 9:26 AM
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Page showing a Pokémon Egg. It states that it moves around sometimes. It must be close to hatching. (I am implying that our Earth is hatching :)
June 25, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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I believe Frank Castle not to be fascist: law enforcement has *failed* him so hard that he's gone ultra-violent vigilante. I think he will indiscriminately brutalize following his own code, so I strongly believe he'd never work in favor of capitalist, nationalist dictatorship, or follow their "law".
A page from Punisher Vol. 12 #13. Frank comes across two police officers who are fans of his. They take a selfie with him and show they have a sticker of his logo on their car before comparing their work to his. Unimpressed, the Punisher tears up the sticker and tells them, "I'll say this once, we're not the same. You took an oath to uphold the law. You help people. I gave that up a long time ago. You don't do what I do. Nobody does. You boys need a role model? His name's Captain America, and he'd be happy to have you.... If I find out you are trying to do what I do, I'll come for you next."
April 12, 2025 at 12:53 PM
kef-meister.bsky.social
Hazel gets to live here. For now.
#ACNH #AnimalCrossing #AnimalCrossingNewHorizons
A cozy outdoor scene from the game Animal Crossing New Horizons. A small brown wooden house (with a red roof and red door) stands in a fenced-off yard decorated for the autumns season. The whole scene is lit with the light of the midday sun.
March 16, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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I wouldn't last a single day on an actual farm.
#ACNH #AnimalCrossing #AnimalCrossingNewHorizons
An Animal Crossing New Horizons screenshot, showing a romantic interpretation of farm-life - a far cry from the back-breaking labor of a genuine farm. A cartoonesque human sits on the porch of their house. A lone cherry tree stands on their left. There us a small well on their right, with a bucket near it. Dirt patches show the most-walked paths around the area. In the bottom-left of the image there are vegetables visible, arranged in patches of farmland.
March 16, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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Good luck!
A quick search using DutchNews.nl for the search term of 'bunq' lists recent articles, the most recent stating: "Richest Dutch are getting richer, Bunq boss adds most assets", "Bunq says it will compensate victims of online banking scams", "Online bank Bunq steps up security after scam claims", "Bunq posts first full-year net profit, plans to expand to UK" and "Court slashes Bunq fine over money laundering checks".
March 2, 2025 at 11:50 AM
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Delightful Vtuber and book-loving dog girl @claradogford.bsky.social will be playing Minecraft in the near future - so I made her skins!

Hope you like these! (PS. Everyone go follow Clara!)
#VTuber | #ClaraArtford | #Minecraft
A Minecraft rendition of a blonde haired girl with golden retriever ears and two long braids. She wears a white blouse with a cut out in the chest, a checkered skirt, white over-the-knee socks and cute brown shoes. A Minecraft rendition of a blonde haired girl with golden retriever ears and two long braids. She wears a light blue coat, a white blouse with a cut out in the chest, a checkered skirt, white over-the-knee socks and cute brown shoes.
February 12, 2025 at 9:54 PM