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Keelo 🔜 AC, MP
@keelobyte.bsky.social
Gayass Omnichord-Strumming Toaster, busking for stickers soon at a con near you!

ask me about my shitty Honda

22/NB/🏳️‍🌈
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here's Chili as a kobold

#tober2025
October 25, 2025 at 9:33 PM
ORLANDO I AM IN YOU #megaplex
August 29, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Shoutout my car for knowing magic tricks, it makes coolant and my savings disappear, and can extend a 30 minute job into 7 hours

Anyways, shitbox misery aside, who am I gonna see at #megaplex ?
August 28, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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I'm drinking the Bios Crash slurpee I hope it crashes my bios I hope I blue screen
July 29, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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when they close it all up, I do believe this will go down as the funniest video on the internet
July 24, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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since it's the last day of pride month I figured I'd at least make one thing for it...

i now unveil to you my greatest invention:
color bars pride flag
June 30, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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We have some questions about this one.

Playback at fr24.com/data/aircraf...
June 13, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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Apparently I can’t be trusted with Mercari when on edibles
May 21, 2025 at 6:09 PM
finally, a plane that's perfect for me
May 19, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I only have the finest stickers in my awful car
May 15, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Hey Bsky, longtime no see.

I'm back home from #FWA2025!
...that means it's time to continue stickerf*cking and tidying up the Del Slo...
May 15, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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Four protos getting as much suiting in as possible the last day of the con.

From left to right is @keelobyte.bsky.social, myself, @xen.bsky.social, and @ryder.yipyapyop.net

📸: My partner Rai
May 13, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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You are forgiven.
May 8, 2025 at 12:47 AM
One shitbox later, I'm learning that just because people say old Hondas are great, doesn't mean ALL of them are

Anyways, anyone know how "de-crackhead owner" an engine?
December 2, 2024 at 6:47 PM
shit i forgor social media existed

hello bluesky
September 24, 2023 at 1:05 AM
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As a non-furry myself, isn't it like a scientific fact that a large furry presence means a healthy tech environment? Like when the furries leave, that's when you know the site is doomed? Personally I'm happy for signs of a thriving ecosystem, like when you start seeing butterflies in your yard
August 20, 2023 at 11:35 PM
Howdy Bluesky, I'm Keelo, your friendly neighborhood Adidas-Clad, mute, Vintage PC proot, welcome to my profile!

Anyways; I'm forever gonna be pissed that my crowning achievement in life is getting 30k+ views on a Tiktok of me doing the kazotsky kick in suit at AC ngl ngl
September 9, 2023 at 7:11 AM
what the fuck is a twitter

also hey hello hi new social media platform
September 9, 2023 at 7:01 AM