here's Chili as a kobold

#tober2025

ORLANDO I AM IN YOU #megaplex

Shoutout my car for knowing magic tricks, it makes coolant and my savings disappear, and can extend a 30 minute job into 7 hours

Anyways, shitbox misery aside, who am I gonna see at #megaplex ?

I'm drinking the Bios Crash slurpee I hope it crashes my bios I hope I blue screen

when they close it all up, I do believe this will go down as the funniest video on the internet

since it's the last day of pride month I figured I'd at least make one thing for it...

i now unveil to you my greatest invention:
color bars pride flag

We have some questions about this one.

Playback at fr24.com/data/aircraf...

Apparently I can’t be trusted with Mercari when on edibles

finally, a plane that's perfect for me

I only have the finest stickers in my awful car

Hey Bsky, longtime no see.

I'm back home from #FWA2025!
...that means it's time to continue stickerf*cking and tidying up the Del Slo...

Four protos getting as much suiting in as possible the last day of the con.

From left to right is @keelobyte.bsky.social, myself, @xen.bsky.social, and @ryder.yipyapyop.net

📸: My partner Rai

You are forgiven.

One shitbox later, I'm learning that just because people say old Hondas are great, doesn't mean ALL of them are

Anyways, anyone know how "de-crackhead owner" an engine?

shit i forgor social media existed

hello bluesky

As a non-furry myself, isn't it like a scientific fact that a large furry presence means a healthy tech environment? Like when the furries leave, that's when you know the site is doomed? Personally I'm happy for signs of a thriving ecosystem, like when you start seeing butterflies in your yard

Howdy Bluesky, I'm Keelo, your friendly neighborhood Adidas-Clad, mute, Vintage PC proot, welcome to my profile!

Anyways; I'm forever gonna be pissed that my crowning achievement in life is getting 30k+ views on a Tiktok of me doing the kazotsky kick in suit at AC ngl ngl

what the fuck is a twitter

also hey hello hi new social media platform