Shoutout my car for knowing magic tricks, it makes coolant and my savings disappear, and can extend a 30 minute job into 7 hours

Anyways, shitbox misery aside, who am I gonna see at #megaplex ?

This goofyass toaster is gonna be there!

I reject your reasonable advice and will simply continue funneling money into my shitty old car while being an expensive, goofy creature

I only have the finest stickers in my awful car

Hey Bsky, longtime no see.

I'm back home from #FWA2025!
...that means it's time to continue stickerf*cking and tidying up the Del Slo...

Howdy Bluesky, I'm Keelo, your friendly neighborhood Adidas-Clad, mute, Vintage PC proot, welcome to my profile!

Anyways; I'm forever gonna be pissed that my crowning achievement in life is getting 30k+ views on a Tiktok of me doing the kazotsky kick in suit at AC ngl ngl