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@keanudisciple.bsky.social
Design historian and educator. Abortion Fund case manager. Carlando connoisseur. Made in Detroit.
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Let me put this LOTR terms: the next 4 years are the Battle for Helm’s Deep. You get your vulnerable inside and you outlast the siege as long as possible. The only way to last is to band together. It’s gonna be bad. Hell Gandalf might not get there in time. Still there’s work to be done.
All I know is I waived at @warren.senate.gov at the Late Show taping tonight and she waved back at me…so talk to me nice. I have been saved and sanctified!
November 21, 2025 at 2:41 AM
All I know is I waived at @warren.senate.gov at the Late Show taping tonight and she waved back at me…so talk to me nice. I have been saved and sanctified!
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@alexwinter.com I was just at a preview of Waiting for Godot and it was an absolute delight. Absurd, existential and truly hilarious…as I knew it would be. I was not prepared, however for your mellifluous speaking voice. Sir, if you’re not already narrating audiobooks, you need to be. Bravo!!
September 24, 2025 at 2:48 AM
@alexwinter.com I was just at a preview of Waiting for Godot and it was an absolute delight. Absurd, existential and truly hilarious…as I knew it would be. I was not prepared, however for your mellifluous speaking voice. Sir, if you’re not already narrating audiobooks, you need to be. Bravo!!
Oh Lord! I just want to put Owen Cooper in my pocket and keep him safe and feed him treats for the next 15 years.
September 15, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Oh Lord! I just want to put Owen Cooper in my pocket and keep him safe and feed him treats for the next 15 years.
…and nothing of value was lost.
September 10, 2025 at 9:04 PM
…and nothing of value was lost.
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He’s a transphobic asshole….but he’s our asshole. Any pundits who are worried about how this shithousery will ruin his 2028 chances hasn’t been paying attention. There was NO chance. Trolling is his best and highest use.
a man in a suit and tie is saying he a little confused but he got the spirit .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is saying he a little confused but he got the spirit .
media.tenor.com
August 16, 2025 at 3:10 AM
He’s a transphobic asshole….but he’s our asshole. Any pundits who are worried about how this shithousery will ruin his 2028 chances hasn’t been paying attention. There was NO chance. Trolling is his best and highest use.
My first takeaway from Apocalypse In The Tropics is that fascism is easy. In a crisis the simpleminded and the shortsighted want quick and easy answers.
July 22, 2025 at 7:21 AM
My first takeaway from Apocalypse In The Tropics is that fascism is easy. In a crisis the simpleminded and the shortsighted want quick and easy answers.
🌶️ out at 17th? Let me go ahead and 🤜close F1TV 🤛and take a walk.
June 14, 2025 at 8:53 PM
🌶️ out at 17th? Let me go ahead and 🤜close F1TV 🤛and take a walk.
2025 Monaco GP in one meme:
May 25, 2025 at 11:23 PM
2025 Monaco GP in one meme:
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If Tapper et al wanted to point to an actual failure of leadership in the Biden administration, we could have a good faith argument about it’s and 90% of the Democrats’ Israel policy. Otherwise…what are we doing here but continuing to ignore the misogyny that lost Harris the election?
May 19, 2025 at 10:57 PM
If Tapper et al wanted to point to an actual failure of leadership in the Biden administration, we could have a good faith argument about it’s and 90% of the Democrats’ Israel policy. Otherwise…what are we doing here but continuing to ignore the misogyny that lost Harris the election?
Cut the Cameras! Deadass! Imola Qualy P2. Go Weeyums!
May 17, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Cut the Cameras! Deadass! Imola Qualy P2. Go Weeyums!
Operation Mincemeat on Broadway is stupid with a capital S. That’s my kind of carrying on! 5 ⭐️!
May 7, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Operation Mincemeat on Broadway is stupid with a capital S. That’s my kind of carrying on! 5 ⭐️!
This is why I can never fully quit Twitter. F1 when I catch you…
May 4, 2025 at 11:32 PM
This is why I can never fully quit Twitter. F1 when I catch you…
Lando Norris isn’t lucky you Lecfosi tools. Please leave that shit on Twitter. Lando is an excellent driver in a very fast car.
May 3, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Lando Norris isn’t lucky you Lecfosi tools. Please leave that shit on Twitter. Lando is an excellent driver in a very fast car.
Carlos!!!! What are we doing?
May 3, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Carlos!!!! What are we doing?
P8 and P9 baby! Vamos Carbono!
April 20, 2025 at 8:11 PM
P8 and P9 baby! Vamos Carbono!
For the love of god and by all that is holy, let this man keep this position tomorrow. 🙏🏻🙏🏻
April 19, 2025 at 11:34 PM
For the love of god and by all that is holy, let this man keep this position tomorrow. 🙏🏻🙏🏻
I know it’s just FP1 and it was just the second day of testing…let me have this! #AustralianGP #CarlosSainz #F1
March 14, 2025 at 4:27 AM
I know it’s just FP1 and it was just the second day of testing…let me have this! #AustralianGP #CarlosSainz #F1
Quiet as it’s kept….you know who has the worst phone etiquette in live performances? The elders. I want more Yonder pouches, not less. I want Yonder pouches at the ballet, the opera…all the classical shows. We get one Flamenco Festival a year and here Gammy is using her phone instead of binocs.
March 9, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Quiet as it’s kept….you know who has the worst phone etiquette in live performances? The elders. I want more Yonder pouches, not less. I want Yonder pouches at the ballet, the opera…all the classical shows. We get one Flamenco Festival a year and here Gammy is using her phone instead of binocs.
Attention Forced Birthers…ahem…I mean Pro-Life folks. If 40% of babies are born in hospitals via Medicaid coverage, how does cutting Medicaid square with your “cause”? Oh right! You don’t care about black and brown babies. Riddle me this: how many of that 40% are white evangelicals? 30%? 25%?
February 26, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Attention Forced Birthers…ahem…I mean Pro-Life folks. If 40% of babies are born in hospitals via Medicaid coverage, how does cutting Medicaid square with your “cause”? Oh right! You don’t care about black and brown babies. Riddle me this: how many of that 40% are white evangelicals? 30%? 25%?
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Melissa Harris-Perry. Tiffany Cross. Alex Wagner. Joy Reid.
I'm sure there's a pattern here but I can't quite put my finger on what it could be. (/s)
I'm sure there's a pattern here but I can't quite put my finger on what it could be. (/s)
February 23, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Melissa Harris-Perry. Tiffany Cross. Alex Wagner. Joy Reid.
I'm sure there's a pattern here but I can't quite put my finger on what it could be. (/s)
I'm sure there's a pattern here but I can't quite put my finger on what it could be. (/s)
I’ve started muttering to myself “don’t get too crazy with the cheese wiz,” and I don’t know why. It’s probably the Lithium…the Sirius XM channel…not the drug.
February 23, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I’ve started muttering to myself “don’t get too crazy with the cheese wiz,” and I don’t know why. It’s probably the Lithium…the Sirius XM channel…not the drug.
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Wanting to acknowledge all my trans and non-binary friends. He is attacking you for no reason than you asked for space to be yourself. Millions of us have your backs.
Trump reportedly plans to sign an executive order that will declare it is official U.S. policy "that there are only
two sexes"
two sexes"
Trump Preparing Executive Order To Declare There Are Only 2 ‘Not Changeable’ Sexes
The forthcoming order, which an incoming official detailed to reporters, comes after a yearslong GOP effort to fearmonger about transgender people in the U.S.
www.huffpost.com
January 20, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Wanting to acknowledge all my trans and non-binary friends. He is attacking you for no reason than you asked for space to be yourself. Millions of us have your backs.
@roywoodjr.bsky.social Long time listener, first time caller. #LonleyFlowers is your best special yet! 🫧❤️🫧
January 18, 2025 at 4:15 AM
@roywoodjr.bsky.social Long time listener, first time caller. #LonleyFlowers is your best special yet! 🫧❤️🫧