Today is just like yesterday, except now your daily bullshit happens in a world in which several U.S. Presidents have apparently excanged fluids.

Thanks for enjoying [violent retching]

I went to the Bad Place (Twitter) for a hot second and immediately regretted it. The amount of hatred and outright racist slurs behind hurled around by rabid MAGAs is unbelievable.

Back to Threads for cat pics and the Rebellion. 😕

Me: Yay, quitting time!
Windows: Nope.

Nice to know I'm not the only one who uses this nomenclature for files with several versions. 😛 🤣 @vox.com

when MAGA Americans are watching their parents ration heart medication and drawing straws to decide who tells the kids that Santa can’t afford to come this year, at least they can take comfort in knowing they have temporarily inconvenienced the economy of the Falkland Islands

This story is horrific and terrifying. Then, near the end, this:

"The reality became clear: Ice detention isn’t just a bureaucratic nightmare. It’s a business. These facilities are privately owned and run for profit."

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

Nothing like having a nightmare about your toxic ex from years back, then looking at his Twitter account the next day and seeing he still follows the who's who of Stupid Shitty People: Musk, Thiel, Jordan Peterson, Bezos, Ben Shapiro... #dodgedabullet

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You will never succeed at fighting right wing disinfo with facts. Right wingers believe the first thing they hear & they'll believe it for life. They'll fight to the death about some inconsequential bullshit they just heard 5 seconds ago. You beat them by calling them weird assholes & isolating them

Thou shalt not declare war on facts just because they always prove you wrong and stupid as fuck.

let’s help our california animal friends!

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if you want to donate directly I’m matching donations up to $500 on IG: www.instagram.com/linking/fund...

Republicans promised to lower grocery prices but instead are banning porn. Their voters can’t even go fuck themselves.

NEW: After reviewing leaked documents, we have found UnitedHealth is strategically limiting access to a treatment for thousands of children with autism across the country in order to cut costs.

Advocates say the company’s strategy may be illegal.

www.propublica.org/article/unit...

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wish we could launch him and musk on that rocket

Fantastic article written by @kylietcheung.bsky.social. Chilling to think that this is merely the tip of the iceberg and it's only going to get worse from here.

Bluesky really is the new #rstats twitter because we have the first base R vs tidyverse flame war 🤣

I see white people.

Go figure that my first post on Bluesky would yield more likes and reposts than anything ever wrote on Twitter. 😄

P.S. For my fellow nerds out there running rooted Android and still going through Twitter detox, the Revanced version of Twitter is 💯 - no ads, hides recommended users, etc.

Bluesky quick start guide:

1) Sign up.

2) Immediately start searching for your existing follows from Twitter on Bluesky.

3) Repeat step 2 until everyone from Twitter is now on BS.

4) Delete Twitter.