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Recurring revenue acceleration
November 19, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Recurring revenue acceleration
Going through my feed and unfollowing all the soccer people bundled in the BlueSky sports starter pack is so freeing. I'm personally offended that I had to see something about someone scoring some kind of goal in Scotland or by Scotland or near Scotland or I don't really know but shut up about it.
November 15, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Going through my feed and unfollowing all the soccer people bundled in the BlueSky sports starter pack is so freeing. I'm personally offended that I had to see something about someone scoring some kind of goal in Scotland or by Scotland or near Scotland or I don't really know but shut up about it.
Sauce for the goose, Mr. Savik.
November 15, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Sauce for the goose, Mr. Savik.
I found two more pieces of candy on the sidewalk during my walk this morning. Forbidden sidewalk candy you are mine.
November 2, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I found two more pieces of candy on the sidewalk during my walk this morning. Forbidden sidewalk candy you are mine.
I found this piece of candy on the lawn while mowing this afternoon and after careful consideration I definitely ate it. I ate lawn candy.
November 1, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I found this piece of candy on the lawn while mowing this afternoon and after careful consideration I definitely ate it. I ate lawn candy.
Why the motherfuck would you drive a car like this. I'm begging you to use the rear wiper like one time.
October 24, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Why the motherfuck would you drive a car like this. I'm begging you to use the rear wiper like one time.
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Vikings, it’s time to put in Timothee Chalamet
October 24, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Vikings, it’s time to put in Timothee Chalamet
I was trying to use Bluesky's "Starter Packs" feature (cool idea, shockingly abysmal implementation) to follow some sports accounts and now my feed is 99% niche soccer content and I want to die.
October 19, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I was trying to use Bluesky's "Starter Packs" feature (cool idea, shockingly abysmal implementation) to follow some sports accounts and now my feed is 99% niche soccer content and I want to die.
College football is so funny when it happens to everyone else.
October 4, 2025 at 11:41 PM
College football is so funny when it happens to everyone else.
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I AGREE
Never a doubt. Eat em up.
September 30, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I AGREE
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What's the matter babe you've barely touched your event horizon ribs
September 21, 2025 at 2:17 PM
What's the matter babe you've barely touched your event horizon ribs
I just realized that Nicki knows shockingly little about the phylogeny of Ridley Scott's alien species.
September 25, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I just realized that Nicki knows shockingly little about the phylogeny of Ridley Scott's alien species.
I like playing the mini Sudoku game on LinkedIn but if you think I'm ever going to let a potential employer see how dumb I am by posting my scores you're out of your mind.
September 22, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I like playing the mini Sudoku game on LinkedIn but if you think I'm ever going to let a potential employer see how dumb I am by posting my scores you're out of your mind.
Hey, you know, I was just thinking I had some really bold thoughts about political violence that deserve to be posted to LinkedIn.
September 12, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Hey, you know, I was just thinking I had some really bold thoughts about political violence that deserve to be posted to LinkedIn.
Nice field goals, chicken shit. Yes, I'm still thinking about it the next day.
September 7, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Nice field goals, chicken shit. Yes, I'm still thinking about it the next day.
One day I am going to grow wings
A chemical reaction hysterical and useless
A chemical reaction hysterical and useless
September 2, 2025 at 11:02 PM
One day I am going to grow wings
A chemical reaction hysterical and useless
A chemical reaction hysterical and useless
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Can they reward a national championship after the first game
August 30, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Can they reward a national championship after the first game
We watched the first episode of Alien: Earth yesterday and it was embarrassingly bad. Sloppy, heavy-handed exposition and non-sensical plotting make for terrible television. Noah Hawley, do better. But, hey! Timothy Olyphant is great.
August 13, 2025 at 1:07 PM
We watched the first episode of Alien: Earth yesterday and it was embarrassingly bad. Sloppy, heavy-handed exposition and non-sensical plotting make for terrible television. Noah Hawley, do better. But, hey! Timothy Olyphant is great.
There are 200 Tic Tacs in this jumbo container. It is July 7th, 2025. Let us begin.
198.
198.
July 7, 2025 at 3:36 PM
There are 200 Tic Tacs in this jumbo container. It is July 7th, 2025. Let us begin.
198.
198.
Nicki let me name one of the chickens
June 21, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Nicki let me name one of the chickens
Sufjan Stevens has a lot of great lyrics but the line that I think I identify with most is: I've made a lot of mistakes, I've made a lot of mistakes, I've made a lot of mistakes, I've made a lot of mistakes.
May 23, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Sufjan Stevens has a lot of great lyrics but the line that I think I identify with most is: I've made a lot of mistakes, I've made a lot of mistakes, I've made a lot of mistakes, I've made a lot of mistakes.
I fucking hate it here.
May 17, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I fucking hate it here.