I have a very important question.
Why don’t you sneeze in your sleep?
Why don’t you sneeze in your sleep?
December 23, 2024 at 11:17 PM
I have a very important question.
Why don’t you sneeze in your sleep?
Why don’t you sneeze in your sleep?
He hated it.
FB memory from 2017.
FB memory from 2017.
December 23, 2024 at 11:11 PM
He hated it.
FB memory from 2017.
FB memory from 2017.
I’ve had some wine and a couple of B52’s and I’ve got work tomorrow.
elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a brown wall and says `` oh well '' .
ALT: elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a brown wall and says `` oh well '' .
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December 23, 2024 at 11:10 PM
I’ve had some wine and a couple of B52’s and I’ve got work tomorrow.
Filthy feet and she’s got fur a over the sofa but who cares when her snoring is so cute 🥹
December 22, 2024 at 1:02 PM
Filthy feet and she’s got fur a over the sofa but who cares when her snoring is so cute 🥹
Sigh.
OH’s brand new iPhone 16 got run over the other night.
It’s knackered.
£75 insurance excess and £60 for a cheap phone to keep him going until insurance cough up for a new one.
OH’s brand new iPhone 16 got run over the other night.
It’s knackered.
£75 insurance excess and £60 for a cheap phone to keep him going until insurance cough up for a new one.
December 22, 2024 at 7:55 AM
Sigh.
OH’s brand new iPhone 16 got run over the other night.
It’s knackered.
£75 insurance excess and £60 for a cheap phone to keep him going until insurance cough up for a new one.
OH’s brand new iPhone 16 got run over the other night.
It’s knackered.
£75 insurance excess and £60 for a cheap phone to keep him going until insurance cough up for a new one.
Okay, Grok is quite funny. Here is Noel looking happy in the evening sun riding a Mr Blobby scooter.
I think I need some sleep.
I think I need some sleep.
December 18, 2024 at 9:20 PM
Okay, Grok is quite funny. Here is Noel looking happy in the evening sun riding a Mr Blobby scooter.
I think I need some sleep.
I think I need some sleep.
OH has just invited me to his on Friday. I’m not even going to my own work do so why the chuff would I want to go to his?
The Government could gain a lot of support by just banning work Christmas parties. None of us really want to go.
December 18, 2024 at 5:45 PM
OH has just invited me to his on Friday. I’m not even going to my own work do so why the chuff would I want to go to his?
Just sneezed 8 times in a row.
December 17, 2024 at 8:56 PM
Just sneezed 8 times in a row.
There is absolutely no reason at all for both parents to go shopping with their children, one should stay at home with them, or at least stay in the car.
Please if you do drag your kids along with you do not let them have a child’s trolly. Everyone with no exception will hate you
Please if you do drag your kids along with you do not let them have a child’s trolly. Everyone with no exception will hate you
December 17, 2024 at 5:32 PM
There is absolutely no reason at all for both parents to go shopping with their children, one should stay at home with them, or at least stay in the car.
Please if you do drag your kids along with you do not let them have a child’s trolly. Everyone with no exception will hate you
Please if you do drag your kids along with you do not let them have a child’s trolly. Everyone with no exception will hate you
Discussing with my sister how I can sneak booze trackside at Silverstone next year, she said she went to see Pink Floyd in Paris and had a massive family sized bag of crisps and hid half a bottle of vodka at the bottom of the packet and put the crisps back on top.
December 15, 2024 at 1:41 PM
Discussing with my sister how I can sneak booze trackside at Silverstone next year, she said she went to see Pink Floyd in Paris and had a massive family sized bag of crisps and hid half a bottle of vodka at the bottom of the packet and put the crisps back on top.
I think the start of menopause is here.
Frequent panic attacks.
Brain fog.
Being totally fucking gormless.
I just threw the clean laundry I’d sorted out into the dirty laundry basket.
I’m 47. This is shit.
Frequent panic attacks.
Brain fog.
Being totally fucking gormless.
I just threw the clean laundry I’d sorted out into the dirty laundry basket.
I’m 47. This is shit.
December 15, 2024 at 12:56 PM
I think the start of menopause is here.
Frequent panic attacks.
Brain fog.
Being totally fucking gormless.
I just threw the clean laundry I’d sorted out into the dirty laundry basket.
I’m 47. This is shit.
Frequent panic attacks.
Brain fog.
Being totally fucking gormless.
I just threw the clean laundry I’d sorted out into the dirty laundry basket.
I’m 47. This is shit.
Memory of NYE 1994 or 1995.
Was in a pub quite early so got a seat at a table. There is a Chinese takeaway a couple of doors down, a couple sat with us and started to eat food they’d brought in from the takeaway, made a right mess and left.
Was in a pub quite early so got a seat at a table. There is a Chinese takeaway a couple of doors down, a couple sat with us and started to eat food they’d brought in from the takeaway, made a right mess and left.
December 11, 2024 at 8:39 PM
Memory of NYE 1994 or 1995.
Was in a pub quite early so got a seat at a table. There is a Chinese takeaway a couple of doors down, a couple sat with us and started to eat food they’d brought in from the takeaway, made a right mess and left.
Was in a pub quite early so got a seat at a table. There is a Chinese takeaway a couple of doors down, a couple sat with us and started to eat food they’d brought in from the takeaway, made a right mess and left.
Just watched the trailer for 28 Years Later and OMG!
December 10, 2024 at 7:56 PM
Just watched the trailer for 28 Years Later and OMG!
Husband is at work so I got to load the dishwasher!
Usually I’m not allowed as I make a right hash of it.
Today is no exception. It all got bunged in and I’ll hope for the best when it’s finished.
Usually I’m not allowed as I make a right hash of it.
Today is no exception. It all got bunged in and I’ll hope for the best when it’s finished.
December 10, 2024 at 7:00 PM
Husband is at work so I got to load the dishwasher!
Usually I’m not allowed as I make a right hash of it.
Today is no exception. It all got bunged in and I’ll hope for the best when it’s finished.
Usually I’m not allowed as I make a right hash of it.
Today is no exception. It all got bunged in and I’ll hope for the best when it’s finished.
After last nights shit show of not getting any sleep I decided to have an early night.
Had the most horrible nightmare.
Struggling to get my heart rate down.
Had the most horrible nightmare.
Struggling to get my heart rate down.
December 8, 2024 at 10:03 PM
After last nights shit show of not getting any sleep I decided to have an early night.
Had the most horrible nightmare.
Struggling to get my heart rate down.
Had the most horrible nightmare.
Struggling to get my heart rate down.
Fat ass Rosie, she’s snoring and it’s so cute 🥰 #CatsOfBluesky
December 8, 2024 at 2:14 PM
Fat ass Rosie, she’s snoring and it’s so cute 🥰 #CatsOfBluesky
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Max Verstappen is a great driver. Possibly one of THE greats. Talent to throw away. But Jesus Christ, he's such a whiny, petulant little turd at times #AbuDhabiGP
December 8, 2024 at 1:50 PM
Max Verstappen is a great driver. Possibly one of THE greats. Talent to throw away. But Jesus Christ, he's such a whiny, petulant little turd at times #AbuDhabiGP
Wide awake since 2:30. Ugh.
December 8, 2024 at 4:08 AM
Wide awake since 2:30. Ugh.