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@grumpygreyhead.bsky.social
Pleasing taste; some monsterism. Piss-poor artist and voracious consumer of crisps. My bin night is Thursday. The 'brains' behind @dpadesign2020.bsky.social
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How do. I'm Dan and in my spare time I draw stuff. I've got a shop on Redbubble and I take commissions too. I'd be very grateful if you gave my art account a follow at
@dpadesign2020.bsky.social and had a look at my stuff. Cheers shaggers
@dpadesign2020.bsky.social and had a look at my stuff. Cheers shaggers
I really must go to bed as I've got Bluesky in the morning
January 1, 2026 at 11:52 PM
I really must go to bed as I've got Bluesky in the morning
This little shagger is watching the magnificent Vanishing Point
January 1, 2026 at 10:03 PM
This little shagger is watching the magnificent Vanishing Point
Right, I'd like your lot's help please. If you were in the market for one of my designs on a T-shirt, which style would you rather have?
January 1, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Right, I'd like your lot's help please. If you were in the market for one of my designs on a T-shirt, which style would you rather have?
Sounds like they've got Mariella Frostrup doing the darts commentary
January 1, 2026 at 2:41 PM
Sounds like they've got Mariella Frostrup doing the darts commentary
Starting 2026 off with an excellent trainer/shoe combination
January 1, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Starting 2026 off with an excellent trainer/shoe combination
Ryan Searle looks like he stinks
January 1, 2026 at 12:54 PM
Ryan Searle looks like he stinks
Happy new year
January 1, 2026 at 11:17 AM
Happy new year
I see the new law that requires paedophiles to let everyone know they've moved into the area by setting off fireworks over six hours before midnight on New Year's Eve is working well
December 31, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I see the new law that requires paedophiles to let everyone know they've moved into the area by setting off fireworks over six hours before midnight on New Year's Eve is working well
THE HANK SCORPIO EPISODE OF THE SIMPSONS IS JUST STARTING ON E4
December 31, 2025 at 5:11 PM
THE HANK SCORPIO EPISODE OF THE SIMPSONS IS JUST STARTING ON E4
Doing baked ziti for NYE tea. Tomato sauce is on the go
December 31, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Doing baked ziti for NYE tea. Tomato sauce is on the go
Only had four pints last night but I've felt mildly hung over all day and it's very strange
December 31, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Only had four pints last night but I've felt mildly hung over all day and it's very strange
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Cheers to everyone that has helped me out with my side hustle this year. You're the real shaggers
Thank you to every one of you that has helped us out during 2025, and a happy new year to you all!
December 31, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Cheers to everyone that has helped me out with my side hustle this year. You're the real shaggers
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Start 2026 correct.
If you hit play on A VIEW TO A KILL at 22:50:32 tonight, the bubbles will tickle Fiona Fullerton’s tchaikovsky at exactly midnight.
#HappyNewYear #AViewToAKill
If you hit play on A VIEW TO A KILL at 22:50:32 tonight, the bubbles will tickle Fiona Fullerton’s tchaikovsky at exactly midnight.
#HappyNewYear #AViewToAKill
December 31, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Start 2026 correct.
If you hit play on A VIEW TO A KILL at 22:50:32 tonight, the bubbles will tickle Fiona Fullerton’s tchaikovsky at exactly midnight.
#HappyNewYear #AViewToAKill
If you hit play on A VIEW TO A KILL at 22:50:32 tonight, the bubbles will tickle Fiona Fullerton’s tchaikovsky at exactly midnight.
#HappyNewYear #AViewToAKill
Watching a nice festive feelgood film. Dirty Harry
December 31, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Watching a nice festive feelgood film. Dirty Harry
Cheers to everyone that has helped me out with my side hustle this year. You're the real shaggers
Thank you to every one of you that has helped us out during 2025, and a happy new year to you all!
December 31, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Cheers to everyone that has helped me out with my side hustle this year. You're the real shaggers
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Thank you to every one of you that has helped us out during 2025, and a happy new year to you all!
December 31, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Thank you to every one of you that has helped us out during 2025, and a happy new year to you all!
My new year's resolutions:
1. Continue to be a right handsome shagger
There is no number 2
1. Continue to be a right handsome shagger
There is no number 2
December 31, 2025 at 11:10 AM
My new year's resolutions:
1. Continue to be a right handsome shagger
There is no number 2
1. Continue to be a right handsome shagger
There is no number 2
Just seen someone on Facebook saying they aren't going to text happy new year at midnight in case the message gets delayed, even though that's not happened since about 2004
December 31, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Just seen someone on Facebook saying they aren't going to text happy new year at midnight in case the message gets delayed, even though that's not happened since about 2004
2025 highlights: trackies, trainers, scribbles, sharks, pints, promotions, jet-setting, cheese and bridges
December 31, 2025 at 9:57 AM
2025 highlights: trackies, trainers, scribbles, sharks, pints, promotions, jet-setting, cheese and bridges
Good morning. I have returned safely from my globe-trotting exploits in the wilds of Derbyshire
December 31, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Good morning. I have returned safely from my globe-trotting exploits in the wilds of Derbyshire
Officially... Tuesday? You'd better believe it. Preparing for the wilds of Buxton edition
December 30, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Officially... Tuesday? You'd better believe it. Preparing for the wilds of Buxton edition
Absolutely adore the completely incongruous sight of a Rolls-Royce Silver Shadow being royally caned
The Professionals was first broadcast on this day in 1977 with 'Private Madness, Public Danger' selected as the debut episode.
December 30, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Absolutely adore the completely incongruous sight of a Rolls-Royce Silver Shadow being royally caned
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I've put together a video of all the shite I drew this year. Good eh?
A year in the life of DPA Design! A short video of everything we've drawn during 2025. We'll be back for more during 2026!
December 30, 2025 at 12:30 PM
I've put together a video of all the shite I drew this year. Good eh?
Had the darts on for over an hour and still haven't seen Abigail Davies on my telly. Wounded
December 30, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Had the darts on for over an hour and still haven't seen Abigail Davies on my telly. Wounded
I bloody love a Saab 99, me
This UK brochure on the Saab 99L asserted that the model was aimed at the logical-minded buyer, setting out a case for why the car was a good all-round buy. The L was the cheapest model in the 99 range, and for 1975 was available as a single 4-door model. #weirdcarbs
December 30, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I bloody love a Saab 99, me