kaylijo.bsky.social
@kaylijo.bsky.social
Old men often struggle with my name. I'm used to them pronouncing it Kali, Kylie, etc. But the other day I got "Collie" which was a new one.
May 27, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Protecting democracy from the flames of tyranny 🔥
How about the fire extinguisher??
May 26, 2025 at 12:20 AM
An incredibly infuriating read, which just gets more upsetting as you go.
May 11, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Travel Tip: If it's your first flight since having a baby, and you're not bringing your baby with you, don't pick Mufasa for your in-flight entertainment, because you will cry on the plane.
April 22, 2025 at 4:47 PM
YouTube Video Essays: Everything you don't need to know about a movie you didn't watch.
April 15, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Just put away my winter coat for the third time this year and I am NOT bringing it back out again.
April 13, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Our 11-month-old often forgets which fruits he likes, which leads to me wrestling him in his high chair to put a piece of kiwi in his mouth. Then he's all "Oh, yeah, this is delicious!"
April 8, 2025 at 5:08 PM
The manufacturers are just raising their prices, and the distributors are doing the same. We're all fucked.
you have to be genuinely stupid as fuck to think american companies are going to respond to tariffs by building factories and moving manufacturing to the US. i don't know how else to say it. you have to be genuinely braindead
April 5, 2025 at 4:06 AM
I recently met a man who complained that younger generations don't like talking or building relationships. He then later talked about how Hitler's scientists discovered you could cure cancer by fasting for 31 hours.
I can't imagine why no one wants to talk to you, Jim.
April 2, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Reposted
Millennials stay undefeated by everything except depression.
Millennials remain the only good generation.
March 28, 2025 at 2:03 AM
This is fucking horrifying. Our country is a disgrace.
Not sure if this has been shared here yet, but this is video of Rumeysa Ozturk's arrest posted by WCVB. It's terrifying.
March 27, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Spring is my favorite season. I love everything turning green, feeling the sun on my face, and seeing people outside. What I DON'T love are all the BUGS who think they can move into my home when it gets a little warm outside.
March 25, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Some of the jokes go over his head, but he loves Marmaduke
March 16, 2025 at 7:48 PM
s/o to Tim Rice, lyricist of Can You Feel the Love Tonight, for throwing the word "vagabond" into a kids movie, a word I still don't really know the meaning of
March 13, 2025 at 12:44 PM
This last time change seems to have hit the cats and baby pretty hard, and honestly same
March 11, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Trying to enjoy this nice weather without worrying about the ~implications~
March 8, 2025 at 11:15 PM
It would be comical if they weren't playing with our lives.
Oh my. Each graf worse than the one before

www.nytimes.com/2025/03/07/u...
March 7, 2025 at 6:29 PM
From everything I've seen, Dem leadership is giving up on their progressive constituents to appeal to Republican voters, and I genuinely don't think that's going to work for them.
If you're wondering why you haven't seen more organized disruptive action from Democrats at the speech tonight, I've heard from multiple people on Capitol Hill that House Dem leadership actively organized against any strong actions tonight. They are leading, but in the wrong direction.
March 5, 2025 at 2:40 PM
That time I didn't want curly fries at the Arby's drive-thru, but couldn't remember what the term "crinkle cut" so I asked for "straight fries" 🫣
March 4, 2025 at 9:00 PM
My state tax return was reduced because of 2 parking tickets I didn't pay off 5 years ago, and that's some bullshit.
March 1, 2025 at 10:49 PM
This is horrific. I can't imagine how traumatizing this must have been for the entire family, especially the children.
February 27, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Ran out of my own yogurt, so enjoying some Strawberry Vanilla baby yogurt today #momsofbluesky
February 26, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Ever since having a baby, the cats have gained a lot of new furniture.
February 23, 2025 at 5:33 PM
My baby slept through the night for the first time in several months and I feel like a New Woman
February 20, 2025 at 5:26 PM
This is the only time she tolerates his presence. #cat #baby
February 18, 2025 at 9:09 PM