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Kaylee LaMonster
@kayleelamonster.bsky.social
Writer, artist, janitor, nerd. Recently diagnosed AuDHD. Trying to live in peace and love with all my neighbors. Ace AF. She/ Her 🇵🇸🇺🇦
“it took 4 blocks and 5 years to go from kneeling on a black man’s neck to shooting a white woman in the face”
-Unknown

#JusticeForReneeGood #HoldICEAccountable
January 10, 2026 at 8:56 PM
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It’s still Free Palestine over here.
September 8, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Say what you will about us traumatized church kids, but at least our sense of humor is top notch 😅
🦊: Wait a second! Is cinnamon raisin bread just two in one communion?
🐦‍⬛: Yes it is. So is a grape jelly sandwich... And spotted dick.
🦊: This feels sacrilegious.
🐦‍⬛: This is where the religious and gener-raisin-al trauma meet.
September 9, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Typical. "I can't see anything wrong with you miss, (except for obvious anemia) it must be psychosomatic!" Doctors really haven't changed in 130 years.

#DraculaDaily
September 2, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I'm about to go ruffle some feathers on FB. Asking the local pastors to tell their flock to stop harassing my coworkers with tracts. Pray for me 😬
August 21, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Hot take, if you bring a small child to a fast food joint and give them a drink that's bigger than their head. You shouldn't get mad at them when they inevitably drop it.
August 20, 2025 at 7:12 PM
The mean voices in my brain: jeez, what would the elves say about you using your beautiful Rivendell bowl for yogurt just because you were too lazy to do dishes?!

Elrond appearing in my brain: I would say that Rivendell was made to be a house of healing and rest and you deserve to rest.

Me: ok 🥹
August 9, 2025 at 2:56 PM
"all took place more quickly than it takes to write these words." Whitby, baby, that's not hard. You spent two pages waxing poetic about the sky in a newspaper article. 😆

#DraculaDaily #August8th #Dracula
August 9, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Oh my Gosh, fresh sourdough bread, slathered in butter, and dipped in Dal Palak is food of the gods. The flavors of heaven danced in my mouth and for a moment the world became a better place.
August 6, 2025 at 4:34 PM
So glad my library had the choose your autism flavor books when I was a kid, really helped shape me and my friends
July 18, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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Happy No Kings Day to all who celebrate!
June 14, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Had an interesting night last night... I was dreaming I was eating strawberries and then was promptly awoken by the taste of earwax because I had stuck an earplug into my mouth and bit into it like a strawberry. This has never happened before. I am confusion. and also deeply disgusted.
June 10, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Doing a grounding exercise while hiding in the cooler at work be like... find one Red object: Gatorade! One orange object: Gatorade! One yellow object: Gatorade!
May 25, 2025 at 5:54 PM
@justamyzing.bsky.social It's done!
Yes I spilled tea on it as I was working and didn't restart because I'm in my "learning to embrace imperfection" era.
I saw another post of yours where you were wearing a lavender shirt so I went with lavender and hot pink as the color scheme.
May 15, 2025 at 5:05 PM
It was a "clogged toilet, scrub shit off the wall, and pick up somebody's used catheter because they missed the trash bag" kind of day. But it was also a "sun was shining and someone randomly gave me a $10 tip" kind of day so it evens out.
May 15, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Hoping for a Toad day tomorrow
May 14, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Appreciating the irony of getting Lye in my eyeball leaving it all red and fiery as I listen to #TheMightyNein battle the eyes of the Somnovem. At least my pain is thematic? Anyway, no spoilers please I'm almost done with the campaign.

#CriticalRole
May 13, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Love that the moon decided to be dramatic as hell tonight as Jonathan Harker currently loses his shit over the fact that his host just crawled down the castle walls like a lizard.

May 12

#DraculaDaily
May 13, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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ICE is a government-funded terrorist organization.
May 9, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I thought I'd go outside and do some sketches of my beautiful friends here, but unfortunately they were only interested in snuggles and extreme close ups
May 7, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Once upon a time before my time there was a man named Mr. Chaffe. Now I didn't know Mr. Chaffe but I heard stories about him when I worked at the summer camp he started. One of the most frequently told stories was about how Mr. Chaffe hated gum. He hated how you could just be walking around
May 5, 2025 at 7:19 PM
The locals keep begging me not to go and use words like "devil" and "vampire" I'll have to ask Count Dracula about these superstitions when I get to his mysterious castle that's not on any map...

#DraculaDaily
May 5, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I love how Dracula essentially starts as Jonathan's travel/ food blog.

Dracula Daily starts today, anyone want to join me?
#DraculaDaily
#JonathanHarker
#Dracula
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May 3, 2025 at 2:44 PM
SG-1 just casually showing the world my final form...
May 2, 2025 at 9:29 PM