A gay guy, a Black man, and a woman walk into a flight deck— that’s not the beginning of a joke, but just a regular day at work! There was so much DEI on this plane that we could hardly get in the air. Luckily my limp wrists were able to wrestle the heavy jet back to the ground 💅🏼

Recent adventure in Lihue

The mainstream media may not discuss it, but here's the fact:

Three people —Musk, Bezos & Zuckerberg — now own more wealth than the bottom half of American society.

A handful of corporations control what is produced & the prices we pay.

Capitalism is broken.

Anyone know why I get these dots on my screen when I take pictures on my iPhone 13? It only happens when it’s bright out. Perhaps I’ve dropped my phone too many times and something was dislodged? 😬

I FINALLY deleted twitter off of my phone but I’m really missing my chaotic algorithm ngl.

How do I preorder and secure the entire Twilight x Colourpop Cosmetics line? I need a midnight release like they did for Breaking Dawn at Borders book stores. #teamedward

Is George Santos our modern day Frank Abagnale?

Internet beloveds, I’m going to be in Wichita for 30 hours. What is there to do ??

Once upon a time I was active on hockey tumblr. I’m now waaaay deep in NHL twitter. So, for the sake of my algorithm. Phil Kessel eating hot dogs out of the Stanley Cup. Nyquist picking his teeth up off the ice. Sidney Crosby. Evgeni Malkin. Geno. Evgeni Malkin. GENO. EVGENIIIII MAAAAAALLLKKIIIINNN

They’re talking about me on the Ring app again 😐

I’m always afraid of The Algorithm giving me targeted ads and The Man tracking my Google searches and yet… I look forward to Spotify Wrapped every year.

Airbus hydraulics are my own personal ASMR

„Oh Vater, der Erlkönig ängstigt mich sehr!”

„Mein Sohn, sei ruhig, sein Akku ist leer.“

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they are sharing some absolutely nuclear grade gossip 💅

Twitter was where I’d cyberbully my local politicians and certain members of the EU. I’ll forever be chasing that high 😔✌️