but i’ll never understand why your venmo transactions are still public 🫣

Trump whining that Democrats wouldn't applaud him even if he cured a disease and then a second later bragging about withdrawing from the World Health Organization

What’s wild is if President Musk could have been happy with just a few hundred billion dollars, we’d all probably think he was the COOLEST. Like, focus on Tesla, go to Mars, marry a series of super models, leave us alone.

Like, just don’t be a super villain? It could all be so simple.

it’s official, Clear is now costing me more time at the airport than it is saving me.

What if history just didn't repeat itself, for once?

Last night Kendrick won as many Grammys for Not Like Us as Drake has won in his entire career. I would simply never show my face in public again

I’ll never forget walking into a country bar in New Orleans with my gay ass friends and the lead singer of the cover band on stage seeing us and saying “we know some Chappell Roan!” entirely unsolicited.

MORE OF THIS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

No One is illegal on stolen land.
From Atlanta with love ✊🏽🖤🤝🏽

My anxiety is thru the roof, I hope 9 cups of coffee & 14 hours on social media helps

Earnest post, but: a thing I like here is it’s okay to have moments of happiness in public without being broadly scolded, and I believe that sustaining this kind of humanity will be very important as we resist fascism.

We have to sustain each other. Making joy isn’t denial, it’s how we will survive

If you think cancel culture is real, explain the guest list at the Grammys.

I saved this on TikTok right before it went dark. Now I’m bringing it to Bluesky ❤️

We definitely in a Black Mirror episode

literally begging 2025 to act right