Katrina Coleman
@katrinacoleman.bsky.social
I'm just a people with the usual errors in programming. Memphis is home, and sometimes I get to tell jokes on stage. All pronouns are welcome, but puns are the devil.
Anyone with the right equipment can be a father, but it takes a futch to be a Daddy.
August 7, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Anyone with the right equipment can be a father, but it takes a futch to be a Daddy.
Reposted by Katrina Coleman
Washington Post: “Is fascism bad? The answer may surprise you”
Teen Vogue: “Here are three fun tips you can use this summer to disable an armored personnel carrier”
Teen Vogue: “Here are three fun tips you can use this summer to disable an armored personnel carrier”
August 6, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Washington Post: “Is fascism bad? The answer may surprise you”
Teen Vogue: “Here are three fun tips you can use this summer to disable an armored personnel carrier”
Teen Vogue: “Here are three fun tips you can use this summer to disable an armored personnel carrier”
"You put this pubic hair on my Coke?" -Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas
August 3, 2025 at 4:08 PM
"You put this pubic hair on my Coke?" -Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas
I've said it a hundred times. We will have NO Mimi hate in my house. 💜
Mariah Carey wearing a "Protect The Dolls" jacket while performing at Brighton Pride
August 3, 2025 at 12:54 PM
I've said it a hundred times. We will have NO Mimi hate in my house. 💜
Shout out to my lil dumb ass lil dookie ass brain for being mostly on another planet when I need it but waking me up at three am because I didnt hear the train that usually comes clattering by my house sometime that hour.
Motherfucker mad about peace and quiet. Can't even vacation right.
Motherfucker mad about peace and quiet. Can't even vacation right.
July 23, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Shout out to my lil dumb ass lil dookie ass brain for being mostly on another planet when I need it but waking me up at three am because I didnt hear the train that usually comes clattering by my house sometime that hour.
Motherfucker mad about peace and quiet. Can't even vacation right.
Motherfucker mad about peace and quiet. Can't even vacation right.
Just hit a new high score for the wildest way a girl has ever asked for my number. Second place to the one who drew my face on a shirt and messaged it to me, third place to a promise to text me my star chart.
July 21, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Just hit a new high score for the wildest way a girl has ever asked for my number. Second place to the one who drew my face on a shirt and messaged it to me, third place to a promise to text me my star chart.
The urge to smoke 173 cigarettes and cry but you only have two and it's time to rest up for another day of hellscape.
July 18, 2025 at 5:16 AM
The urge to smoke 173 cigarettes and cry but you only have two and it's time to rest up for another day of hellscape.
I picked a bad time to stop masking.
June 27, 2025 at 5:13 AM
I picked a bad time to stop masking.
AINT NO PARTY LIKE A TRACK PARTY BECAUSE A TRACK PARTY stops in 25 minutes.
1:36AM - The barriers will be open for the next 30 minutes.
June 21, 2025 at 12:43 AM
AINT NO PARTY LIKE A TRACK PARTY BECAUSE A TRACK PARTY stops in 25 minutes.
Reposted by Katrina Coleman
Bald women are gorgeous, pass it on.
June 21, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Bald women are gorgeous, pass it on.
If a lack of perspiration is a danger sign for the heat, I'm Ollie Ollie Oxen Free.
June 20, 2025 at 1:19 AM
If a lack of perspiration is a danger sign for the heat, I'm Ollie Ollie Oxen Free.
Reposted by Katrina Coleman
UPDATE: “12 inmates indicted in Trousdale riot”
It’s a Core Civic prison. They’ve failed every audit, death rates way up.
We’re told there’s more to it, starving prisoners potentially at the root of it — yet every story only has CC or TDOC quoted.
fox17.com/news/local/t...
It’s a Core Civic prison. They’ve failed every audit, death rates way up.
We’re told there’s more to it, starving prisoners potentially at the root of it — yet every story only has CC or TDOC quoted.
fox17.com/news/local/t...
June 19, 2025 at 4:59 PM
UPDATE: “12 inmates indicted in Trousdale riot”
It’s a Core Civic prison. They’ve failed every audit, death rates way up.
We’re told there’s more to it, starving prisoners potentially at the root of it — yet every story only has CC or TDOC quoted.
fox17.com/news/local/t...
It’s a Core Civic prison. They’ve failed every audit, death rates way up.
We’re told there’s more to it, starving prisoners potentially at the root of it — yet every story only has CC or TDOC quoted.
fox17.com/news/local/t...
Princess and the Pea except its just me rolling over my rose toy eight times a night.
June 17, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Princess and the Pea except its just me rolling over my rose toy eight times a night.
Reposted by Katrina Coleman
I did not edit this, this is the actual parade with the actual music being played.
CINEMATIC
CINEMATIC
June 14, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I did not edit this, this is the actual parade with the actual music being played.
CINEMATIC
CINEMATIC
Today, i didn't bring a sign to the protest. I brought water bottles and granola bars and trash bags and masks.
If ever there was a sign I've moved from maiden to mother, this is it.
If ever there was a sign I've moved from maiden to mother, this is it.
June 15, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Today, i didn't bring a sign to the protest. I brought water bottles and granola bars and trash bags and masks.
If ever there was a sign I've moved from maiden to mother, this is it.
If ever there was a sign I've moved from maiden to mother, this is it.
TRACK PARTY BOYS
5:40AM - The barriers will be open for the next 30 minutes.
June 1, 2025 at 5:08 AM
TRACK PARTY BOYS
The woman who invited me over at midnight when her husband was out of town now has a joint Facebook. I hate to see a fre bird's wings clipped.
May 27, 2025 at 11:47 PM
The woman who invited me over at midnight when her husband was out of town now has a joint Facebook. I hate to see a fre bird's wings clipped.
I'm supposed to just function when the world burns, I guess. I'm not opposed to medicating mental struggles, but it occurs to me that much of my mental health is anchored in the horror of my country. Lexapro keeps me at work, I guess.
May 8, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I'm supposed to just function when the world burns, I guess. I'm not opposed to medicating mental struggles, but it occurs to me that much of my mental health is anchored in the horror of my country. Lexapro keeps me at work, I guess.
Even the people that work at Krystal seem confused and a little concerned when I order at 7 AM. Not the breakfast foods, either. Maybe related.
May 7, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Even the people that work at Krystal seem confused and a little concerned when I order at 7 AM. Not the breakfast foods, either. Maybe related.
Unrelated, I'm so excited that there's nine more minutes of just running back and forth across the Warblington Crossing tracks for all who observe.
3:59AM - The barriers will be open for the next 30 minutes.
May 2, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Unrelated, I'm so excited that there's nine more minutes of just running back and forth across the Warblington Crossing tracks for all who observe.
I'm at the need to be informed,
I'm at the desperate craving of escape,
I'm at the combination need to be informed/desperate craving of escape.
I'm at the desperate craving of escape,
I'm at the combination need to be informed/desperate craving of escape.
May 2, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I'm at the need to be informed,
I'm at the desperate craving of escape,
I'm at the combination need to be informed/desperate craving of escape.
I'm at the desperate craving of escape,
I'm at the combination need to be informed/desperate craving of escape.
The only hobby some poor folks can afford is bullying poorer folks.
April 29, 2025 at 1:40 PM
The only hobby some poor folks can afford is bullying poorer folks.
All the dumb motherfuckers who started shouting about HIPPA because they were scared of needles have absolutely proven they do not know what it means by being quiet about this.
The National Institutes of Health will begin collecting Americans' private health records as part of Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr.'s controversial plan to discover a cause and a cure for autism.
NIH autism study will pull from private medical records
The National Institutes of Health plans to pool information from private sources like pharmacies and smartwatches.
buff.ly
April 27, 2025 at 3:54 PM
All the dumb motherfuckers who started shouting about HIPPA because they were scared of needles have absolutely proven they do not know what it means by being quiet about this.
This one is a Yawn.
4:46PM - The barrier forecast for the next 30 minutes is shown below.
April 27, 2025 at 3:50 PM
This one is a Yawn.