No lies detected.

Musk finally catching up to the fact that even though rockets fly and planes fly, his SpaceX people no fuck all about commercial air travel. 🤦🏼‍♀️

I have a Sage. These are her toe beans. Many have them. But these ones are hers.

Hey you! Yes, you. I'm going to need you to stop what you're doing and look at this very important photo of my dog's toe beans.

If this were a scene, it's the part where you awkwardly laugh, say: "Oh, yeah... Nice one." While desperately making "Help Me" eyes at your friends across the bar. 😬🤦🏼‍♀️

That was your defiance potato. It's here to help.

Trivia night to support abortion rights in feels like the right way to kick things off. 💚

🧶A Work in Progress No More! The poncho I gifted my mother for Christmas. She wore it out my final night home & I got to watch strangers compliment her all night. 😊 Pattern by Fiberspider on YouTube. Yarn by StudiointheGreen on Etsy. Show me your WIPs! #crochetsky #WIPWednesday #fiberarts #yarnsky

Ok, I'm sleep deprived at the airport and for a second I was positive this said Dreamy Plant-Based Breast Milk. But also...Barista Milk??? 😳 If they're milking baristas Peets must be offering a hell of a benefits package.

Late fall sunshine & public art in the park. Just another beautiful day living in the #SanFrancisco "Doom Loop." #publicart #goldengatemile

🧶🧶 Work in Progress Wednesday! 🧶🧶 Still on this poncho as a Christmas gift for my mom. Show me your WIPs! #WIPWednesday #crochetsky #knitsky #yarnsky #fiberarts

I am Everyone. Let's Go. #NWSLfinal #NWSLsky

🧶Any hookers, knitters, and yarnivores in these parts? Can we make Work in Progress Wednesdays a thing? Show me your WIPS! 🧶 #crochetsky #knitsky #yarnsky #wip #workinprogresswednesday

I was going to be productive this evening, but now this is happening and I would rather die then get up to send those invoices. (Bluesky meet Sage.) #dogsky

I'm searching for #beesky! We need a starterpack. #beekepers

Nice. 😉