Deeply disappointing ending.

#TheTraitors

I am not sure I am comfortable with the word pouch.

I am not sure if politics is going to be the career for Freddie if the last 24 hours have been anything go by.

#TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK

This was one our best - and maddest - days out on a family holiday evs.

I cannot imagine it on a drizzly day in England. And am fairly sure they will not be allowed to have any actual lions/tigers roaming about in a colliseum for the delectation of daytrippers from Swindon.

Doing this in Germany is punishable by up to three years in prison.

"Lovely little island you've got there. Shame if something happened to it..."

Too many mafia films or angling to be an emperor? It is actually bonkers this is - and is being allowed to be - said out loud.

You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?

The Garvey sisters - they will have accidentally on purpose killed everyone on the way to get me. I'll just wait patiently in my dryrobe.

Better Man: surprisingly excellent

Have I missed the Christmas lights memo?

Coloured lights suddenly seems the choice du jour. Is that right?

What happened to all the tastefully twinkling warm white ones?

It would be wild if CEOs getting shot is what persuades a Rep govt that perhaps the second amendment has had its day.

Oh no, not the middle-class, middle-aged women 🙄 famous bullshitters.

And 13 of them. That's hardly any...

Ted Hasting is excellent in Kiss Me Kate. Was not expecting that.

#theatrechat

as horrible as it is theres something darkly comic about the Department of Efficiency having 2 chairmen

After listening to Dominic Cummings for a short while, the word 'scale' has lost all meaning.

Went back to my old school at the weekend.

Simultaneously feel very old and very young again.

#OldGirls👵

I get here and suddenly it is freezing, what is going on?