I have spent the whole game convinced she was

"Lovely little island you've got there. Shame if something happened to it..."

Too many mafia films or angling to be an emperor? It is actually bonkers this is - and is being allowed to be - said out loud.

You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?

The Garvey sisters - they will have accidentally on purpose killed everyone on the way to get me. I'll just wait patiently in my dryrobe.

Went back to my old school at the weekend.

Simultaneously feel very old and very young again.

#OldGirls👵