Katherine Kobold
katherine-kobold.bsky.social
Katherine Kobold
@katherine-kobold.bsky.social
She/her
Fibromyalgia :(
Autistic musician
Reposted by Katherine Kobold
masc lesbians
November 30, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
November 17, 2025 at 11:43 AM
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You’re last saved meme is your moral philosophy

...this is painfully accurate tho.
November 17, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Rimworld combat is the best. I just got a direct hit with a mortar, and the game described the effect as "exploded horribly"
November 15, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Premise 1: white men can't jump

Premise 2: Mario "Jumpman" Mario can jump

Conclusion: Italians aren't white
November 13, 2025 at 1:03 PM
What the actual fuck man. There is something deeply wrong with you as a person. I should crush your spine for this.
Please quote tweet this like you’re super mad about it
November 10, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I get that "rest in piss" is satisfying in its vulgarity, but I prefer saying "rest in pee"
November 9, 2025 at 2:44 PM
You can! It's expensive, but you can do it.
i wish i could bathe in it
November 8, 2025 at 10:38 PM
my Metallica hot take is that the best Metallica timeline involves sending Dave to rehab, bringing Kirk in to record solos for KEA, keeping Kirk when Dave comes back like Maiden did with Yanick Gers, and Cliff not dying on the Damage Inc tour bc a 5-piece Metallica demanded a better tour bus.
November 7, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I think the "high life" meme in Rimworld's ideology dlc should require the veneration of horses since their bodies automatically process food into booze internally
November 7, 2025 at 12:26 AM
This might just be because I'm a contrarian, but I think Galician Spanish should have become the standard in Spain, not Castilian
November 6, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I actually think AAA developers should charge £100 for a game, because then no-one would buy them and affordable indie games would finally dominate the market.
October 23, 2025 at 6:34 PM
This is why French people have so many affairs. They make the sexiest cars in the world.
the whole point of Vehicle is that Women Like It. if women don't like the vehicle it ceases to fulfill the social function of vehicle
October 16, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Small dog really wants to lick me. I really want to not be licked. How shall we ever reconcile these differences?
October 6, 2025 at 1:04 PM
"$20 can buy many peanuts"
what's the stupidest/randomest Simpsons quote that lives in your head rent free? Mine is the urge to say "you said go to bread" every time I am about to head to bed.
October 2, 2025 at 10:01 AM
She rail on my replacement until I bus
September 28, 2025 at 2:07 AM
(AI 2 sentence horror voice) I thought I was immune to the doctor blaming my illness on my weight. Little did I know, underweight is still weight.
September 28, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I'm about to eat every green olive in the fridge. The black olives are safe because I find their flavour underwhelming
September 28, 2025 at 12:16 AM
My Nissan hot take is that every Z car would have been better with an I4 than a V6, and Nissan made a huge misstep by sticking to the NA V6 for so long when they could have been early birds on the Turbo I4.
September 28, 2025 at 12:14 AM
she fibro on my until I algia
September 23, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Castle Rock usually cooks with their ales, but Elsie Mo feels like something of a letdown.
September 22, 2025 at 5:41 PM
West Midlands emo. Am I onto something here?
September 21, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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September 20, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Trapped this mf in endless torment for his crimes.
September 14, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Unite our pee streams onto his grave lmao
just saw a billboard with “RIP Charlie Kirk, it is time for the left and right to unite!!!” written on it and I cannot stress enough that is not what he wanted
September 11, 2025 at 6:42 PM