Please look up the influenza epidemic of 1918-19 to understand that the CDC not selecting strains for next year’s vaccines sets the stage for a public health calamity that will, without doubt and at bare minimum, catastrophically and directly impact people you know. This is a five alarm fire.

fomo needs to be replaced by love of missing out if we are to regain our cool

I don't trust anything I can understand. i'm way too stupid to comprehend the truth.

I have two moods when I'm hiking.

Do you think the other people walking/running/biking in the park are thinking about how I'm not as good as them or like is that a me thing

My general vibe makes the church crowd uncomfortable

"Duh, isn't public health also fascism if I don't care about public health?" huff swamp gas, pale urchin, your weak spells aren't needed here

Today had RANCID energy. Like what the hell?

Sure, sex is great, but have you ever tried

My brain is telling me I've done "nothing" today, so I'm making a list of the things I've done!

-met with my gym trainer
-washed a load of stinky dog blankets
-met with my therapist
-took an afternoon walk
-checked in with friends

And the day ain't over!

Guy on the treadmill next to me today smelled like cigarettes

and the type of gum you chew to cover up the fact that you smell like cigarettes

Sad as fuck today

me 15 minutes after the edible hits

Bourbon drunk, making my husband listen to classic rock

Adulthood is just a neverending cycle of tidying the same 3 tables in your house.

I REALLY thought about asking the gym employees to change the TV from F*x News today.

It's a terrifying time to be alive.

So... I vent here now?