"i wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy" i would. that's the point of having a worst enemy. grow up and hate people like an adult

Today's the one year anniversary of me starting hrt! while I still feel like I've got a long way to go words can't express how much happier I am today compared to back then. Absolutely the best decision of my life

joining a polycule not for the sex or the emotional fulfillment but to be able to listen to 1997 Flaming Lips album Zaireeka in it's intended format

Other boymoder at my workplace just got a nametag change and her new name is also Kate......

How the fuck do I come back from this?

I've personally discovered the perfect amount of laws to break on the road and anyone who's more cautious than me is lil baby no balls and everyone who's more reckless than me is a dangerous freak who should be kept off the road for the interest of public safety

Yearning to kiss girls so hard that the mental energy causes all the spoons in my house to bend
Call that Yuri Geller

Found out recently that baby gronk isn't even related to adult gronk he's just some random kid???

William Shatner doing a spoken word cover voice: Well... maybe I'm... the faggot america...

A lot of you freaks would be totally down with everything that happens in nosferatu if count orlock was a hot woman (I'm freaks)

Progesterone got me doing unspeakable things (downloading a dating app)

Feminism win!: The wife of the main character in gladiator 2 who exists to die in the first 5 minutes to motivate him for the rest of the movie is a kinda cool archery lady this time

They aint lying smoking weed when you're trans is like damn i'm so fuckin high and i have boobs

they should start putting estrogen in the same things narcan is used in so I can stab in into my leg like a bloodborne vial

Got into a staring contest thru my rear view mirror with the car behind me on the way to work this morning when I saw them down a 99¢ vodka shot

everybody talks about microplastics but nobody talks about macroplastics, I think we should get a guy to take like a 50mg pill of plastic on a daily regimen just to see what the worst case scenario is

Recently found out that the song maps is not about confessing unrequited love to a nonbinary lesbian named maps but is actually about a heterosexual relationship instead and I am devastated