The Professor, our foster dog, is up for adoption but has had zero applications. And I get it, people are busy, but he’s wonderful.

Not a sleep in your lap dog but the king of sleep next to you dogs. Just a nice little 4 month old gentleman. With a PhD.

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Hi! Moving off of Substack has required a little more #hustle and #grind (yuck!) to get my newsletter in front of new people, so if you'd like to receive some jokes and pep talks in your email every Monday, I'd love if you'd subscribe! And I'd double-love if you wanted to pay!

last year @nobordersbooks.bsky.social sent 600+ books to Rikers; this year our book drive is for teens who are incarcerated in Brooklyn. please purchase a book if you can—most of these are requested titles, and a $7 Goosebumps book would mean A LOT to a kid in detention bookshop.org/wishlists/70...