karl the fog
@karlthefog.bsky.social
the san francisco fog. have fun always carrying a light sweater.
I believe the meteorological term for today's constant bursts of rain is "skyarrhea"
November 17, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I believe the meteorological term for today's constant bursts of rain is "skyarrhea"
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Good morning! Shhhh. Karl is still sleeping
October 21, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Good morning! Shhhh. Karl is still sleeping
Democracy is dying, but at least last night's rain puts an end to 3 weeks of nonstop humidity. So at least we have that going for us.
October 2, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Democracy is dying, but at least last night's rain puts an end to 3 weeks of nonstop humidity. So at least we have that going for us.
📣 PSA for those going to this Foggy #Folsom: You still need sunscreen when I'm around - otherwise you're gonna end up with a very weird sunburn for a very long time
September 28, 2025 at 4:36 PM
📣 PSA for those going to this Foggy #Folsom: You still need sunscreen when I'm around - otherwise you're gonna end up with a very weird sunburn for a very long time
This is the rapture
September 23, 2025 at 9:03 PM
This is the rapture
ANNOUNCEMENT: I'm officially throwing my hat in the ring. Reasons I should be your next supervisor...
🌎 Most tenured resident in the Sunset (by thousands of years)
🧥 Can accurately represent the needs of the 365 day jacket wearing contingency
☁️ Greatest provider of shade in SF
🌎 Most tenured resident in the Sunset (by thousands of years)
🧥 Can accurately represent the needs of the 365 day jacket wearing contingency
☁️ Greatest provider of shade in SF
San Francisco Mayor Daniel Lurie has to pick someone to replace Joel Engardio on the Board of Supervisors until at least next summer, when Sunset District voters will weigh in again.
Who will S.F. Mayor Lurie pick to replace recalled Supervisor Engardio?
San Francisco Mayor Daniel Lurie has to pick someone to replace Joel Engardio on the Board of Supervisors until at least next summer, when Sunset District voters will weigh in again.
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September 17, 2025 at 7:54 PM
ANNOUNCEMENT: I'm officially throwing my hat in the ring. Reasons I should be your next supervisor...
🌎 Most tenured resident in the Sunset (by thousands of years)
🧥 Can accurately represent the needs of the 365 day jacket wearing contingency
☁️ Greatest provider of shade in SF
🌎 Most tenured resident in the Sunset (by thousands of years)
🧥 Can accurately represent the needs of the 365 day jacket wearing contingency
☁️ Greatest provider of shade in SF
Can you hear that? It's the sound of me walking back my words
Everyone in SF tonight as they're turning on the heat and finding a 4th blanket to sleep under: "There's gonna be a heat wave? Tomorrow? As in... one sleep?"
September 15, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Can you hear that? It's the sound of me walking back my words
Everyone in SF tonight as they're turning on the heat and finding a 4th blanket to sleep under: "There's gonna be a heat wave? Tomorrow? As in... one sleep?"
September 15, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Everyone in SF tonight as they're turning on the heat and finding a 4th blanket to sleep under: "There's gonna be a heat wave? Tomorrow? As in... one sleep?"
Sorry for the tears this morning, just crying about <gestures broadly at everything in America>
September 9, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Sorry for the tears this morning, just crying about <gestures broadly at everything in America>
Disgustingly sunny or gloriously foggy, you should definitely swing by this Thursday to walk around the Dunes and pay homage to me
🚶🏻☁️🚶🏽♀️☁️🚶🏾♂️☁️
🚶🏻☁️🚶🏽♀️☁️🚶🏾♂️☁️
😶🌫️ Happy Fogust from us &. @karlthefog.bsky.social 😶🌫️
*This Thursday* Aug 21 5-7pm, come to Sunset Dunes and Noriega for our Fogust merch drop & party!
We’ll have
🎶 Live music and games
🆓 Free posters for the first 100 and a secret vintage gift for the first 25 👀
🧢Merch to buy
🌫️Foggy vibes
*This Thursday* Aug 21 5-7pm, come to Sunset Dunes and Noriega for our Fogust merch drop & party!
We’ll have
🎶 Live music and games
🆓 Free posters for the first 100 and a secret vintage gift for the first 25 👀
🧢Merch to buy
🌫️Foggy vibes
August 19, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Disgustingly sunny or gloriously foggy, you should definitely swing by this Thursday to walk around the Dunes and pay homage to me
🚶🏻☁️🚶🏽♀️☁️🚶🏾♂️☁️
🚶🏻☁️🚶🏽♀️☁️🚶🏾♂️☁️
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😶🌫️ Sure, we’ve seen the sun over the last few days but it’s FOGUST, baby, and it’s a great time to Visit Sunset Dunes™️ with @karlthefog.bsky.social and grab free Sunset Dunes posters (get there early - while supplies last).
Next Thursday, Aug 21 5-7pm at Noriega.
Next Thursday, Aug 21 5-7pm at Noriega.
August 14, 2025 at 5:32 PM
😶🌫️ Sure, we’ve seen the sun over the last few days but it’s FOGUST, baby, and it’s a great time to Visit Sunset Dunes™️ with @karlthefog.bsky.social and grab free Sunset Dunes posters (get there early - while supplies last).
Next Thursday, Aug 21 5-7pm at Noriega.
Next Thursday, Aug 21 5-7pm at Noriega.
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✔️ Work every day for a month
✔️ Break 40+ year records
✔️ End ☁️No Sky July☁️ with a bang
✔️ Break 40+ year records
✔️ End ☁️No Sky July☁️ with a bang
August 1, 2025 at 2:14 AM
✔️ Work every day for a month
✔️ Break 40+ year records
✔️ End ☁️No Sky July☁️ with a bang
✔️ Break 40+ year records
✔️ End ☁️No Sky July☁️ with a bang
4 weather phrases everyone should know ☁️🌈
July 28, 2025 at 5:03 PM
4 weather phrases everyone should know ☁️🌈
And then the fog said, let there be sky, and there was sky
July 23, 2025 at 8:35 PM
And then the fog said, let there be sky, and there was sky
"The coldest winter I ever spent was the summer of 2025 in San Francisco" -Mark Twain
July 22, 2025 at 5:09 PM
"The coldest winter I ever spent was the summer of 2025 in San Francisco" -Mark Twain
🚨 BLUE SKY sighting - enjoy it while it lasts! You won't see it again until next week
July 22, 2025 at 2:04 AM
🚨 BLUE SKY sighting - enjoy it while it lasts! You won't see it again until next week
📊 Today in SF (by the numbers)
129,573: dogs walked
2,181: matcha lattes consumed
304: jackets purchase by tourists
27: shots of fernet poured
0: minutes of sunshine
129,573: dogs walked
2,181: matcha lattes consumed
304: jackets purchase by tourists
27: shots of fernet poured
0: minutes of sunshine
July 21, 2025 at 1:04 AM
📊 Today in SF (by the numbers)
129,573: dogs walked
2,181: matcha lattes consumed
304: jackets purchase by tourists
27: shots of fernet poured
0: minutes of sunshine
129,573: dogs walked
2,181: matcha lattes consumed
304: jackets purchase by tourists
27: shots of fernet poured
0: minutes of sunshine
When I said No Sky July, I meant it
July 20, 2025 at 4:10 PM
When I said No Sky July, I meant it
I joined TikTok where I'm making Oscar-worthy gems like this. Find me over there as I continue to be the coolest part of this city. 🥶
⏰ @ karl_the_fog
⏰ @ karl_the_fog
July 16, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I joined TikTok where I'm making Oscar-worthy gems like this. Find me over there as I continue to be the coolest part of this city. 🥶
⏰ @ karl_the_fog
⏰ @ karl_the_fog
Not to brag but I think I've made this one of the coldest summers in the history of San Francisco and I'm so proud of myself all that weight training paid off
July 15, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Not to brag but I think I've made this one of the coldest summers in the history of San Francisco and I'm so proud of myself all that weight training paid off
Making a rare peace offering: You can have tonight since I've made it the coldest summer in like 479 years
July 5, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Making a rare peace offering: You can have tonight since I've made it the coldest summer in like 479 years
Just your typical temperate range for a city that's only 7x7 miles
May 30, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Just your typical temperate range for a city that's only 7x7 miles
Tonight will be miserable because <gestures broadly> and also your apartment will feel like it's on fire
May 6, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Tonight will be miserable because <gestures broadly> and also your apartment will feel like it's on fire
