Some of these dummies'll spend months studying a spreadsheet to minmax a build, but are somehow instantly incapable of applying the same energy to their personalities. Being social has too many variables, it's too uncontrolled an environment. Whole lotta words to say: they're afraid of winging it.

No doubt. Video games and internet arguments tend to give a false sense of mastery over something, making them so much easier than like... I dunno... developing socially and growing as a person, which leads to meeting more ppl & heavily boosts your chances of meeting a woman who's interested in you.

That was mine. I never give myself enough credit. 😭

1st Place: Leggplant
2nd Place: Foot Squash
3rd Place: Toebergine

But they do that, too, anyway, because they don't actually know what any of these words mean. It's all the same word! Words are hard!

The simpler version of this is the classic, "Everything I don't like or agree with is Marxism."

Hope that helps! 😁

Damn, has it been almost 2 years, already? Thoughts and prayers to his family. Never forget. We must continue fighting for answers.

Damn, for a second I thought it was a podcast about engineering disasters focusing *on* slides and... well... it sounded like a fascinating but very shallow rabbit hole to go down.

Tonight, they will burn bright, releasing their Holy Smoke into the air in preparation. This ritual will be repeated every night until Conclave begins.

THIS IS TRUE CATHOLICISM. THESE ARE OUR TIME-HONORED TRADITIONS.

It looks like you made it just in time for this evening's burning of the previous 266 popes in effigy. There they are, in all their glory, 266 popefigies in the center of the massive pope formation, woven out of reeds, waiting to serve their purpose.

... while tonight's chosen cardinal, wearing a head dress of vibrant red cardinal feathers and rotting fish heads, drives a staff into the ground to the rhythm. Clad in loincloths and miniature pope hats, each cardinal is covered head to toe in body paint matching the colors of his magical House.

"the president is a dumbass, ancient boomer who doesn't understand shit about shit in this newfangled modern world" and "the president is trying to blatantly gaslight the country in the most easily debunked way imaginable" are now officially indistinguishable.