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karlor.bsky.social
Freddy Dunning-Kruger
@karlor.bsky.social
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the line at the grocery store is a government psyop.

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*tinny, garbled voice* "Pick up that Subway sandwich, citizen"
Screenshot of the infamous scene from Half-Life 2 where the jackboot thug in the gas mask demands that you pick up the soda can he just knocked onto the ground.
August 15, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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3-panel meme in the "Say the line!" Simpsons format: 1st panel: Netanyahu's head superimposed over Mrs. Krabappel's, children in the class looking toward the camera with the text, "Say the line, Donny!" 2nd panel: Screenshot of an ABC News headline stating "White House says Iran could produce a nuclear weapon in 'a couple weeks'" - below is an image of Donald Trump's head with a sad expression, superimposed over Bart's head. 3rd panel: The class erupting in laughter, led by Mrs. Krabappel/Netanyahu, while Bart/Donald sits at his desk looking down sadly.
June 19, 2025 at 11:31 PM
karlor.bsky.social
The only thing missing from the rest of this job posting (which is formatted just like this) is a bullet stating, "Attention to detail is STRONGLY preferred."

This is actually not uncommon.
A screenshot of the "Qualifications" section of a LinkedIn job posting, but the formatting is badly mangled causing anywhere from the last 1 to 5 characters from each line to, instead, be prepended to the following line
May 2, 2025 at 3:34 PM
karlor.bsky.social
*grinding metal economy noises*
A pop-up notice from Sonicware's website that shows an image of 4 of their drum synths/samplers with the following verbiage: Important Notice for USA Customers Unfortunately, new U.S. customs regulations will impose a 145% duty on China-made products, including these items. Starting in May, the additional import charge will be over $578 for a $399 item, and over $622 for a $429 item. We recommend *ordering within this month* to avoid the new duties. The "STONKS" showing a stock price table with up/down indicators and numbers in the background, a poorly computer-generated man's head superimposed onto the body of an actual man in a suit with his arms crossed, and an arrow prominently pointing upward. In front of the arrow, where the word "STONKS" is usually found, it's been whited out and the word "PRICES" has been written in.
April 19, 2025 at 9:57 PM
karlor.bsky.social
So wait... is comedy now illegal again, or... ? Just trying to keep track.
A snippet of the Facebook screenshot above where the respondent writes, "This gal (according to another poster) also does comedy and can't be trusted."
April 8, 2025 at 5:23 PM
karlor.bsky.social
Holy shit we're wrapping back around to *that* part of the timeline...
Old cigarette ad proclaiming, "Viceroys FILTER the Smoke!" There is a dentist on the right side of the image holding up a dental mirror with a speech bubble that says, "As your Dentist, I would recommend VICEROYS"
March 2, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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The bottom half of the Mental Gymnastics meme. It just contains various quotes from Vance's response to Elez's firing at the various different stages of the gymnastics routine.
February 7, 2025 at 6:59 PM
karlor.bsky.social
jesus the irony of using *that* specific emoji is certainly not lost on me.
A Karoline Leavitt tweet that reads... HAPPENING NOW: President Trump signs an Executive Order calling for the creation of a Sovereign Wealth Fund At the end of the tweet is en emoji of a stack of US Dollars with a pair of wings, sometimes used to lightheartedly indicate a financial loss as if the lost funds were flying away.
February 3, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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loving how nazi defenders, apologists, and deniers always out themselves loudly on the internet tbqh
The Silent Protector meme, where a soldier is kneeling over a peacefully sleeping child, protecting him from a hail of missiles, grenades, and knives. Instead of having his arms out in a protective gesture, however, he is doing a Nazi salute (no, not Roman). The text above the soldier reads, "dumb fucks on the internet," whereas the text above the sleeping child reads, "elon musk"
January 23, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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A meme in the format of a 3-panel panel comic. Panel 1: guy wearing a sweater vest sitting on the edge of his bed in a MAGA hat. Hes reading a book titled, "THINGS THAT ARE NOT COMMUNISM" Panel 2: Now from behind, we see he is pointing to a page in the open book that reads, "everything except communism" Panel 3, a close-up of the guy wearing the MAGA hat. The bottom text says, "Damn I wish I could read"
January 17, 2025 at 4:35 AM
karlor.bsky.social
Expectation: $2.00 eggs
Reality:
It's an egg carton full of Greenlands... I hate to break it to you, but it's probably not gonna be $2.00
January 8, 2025 at 3:19 PM
karlor.bsky.social
"do-over" for my do-over... wtf are you trying to say with this recursive, self-referential bullshit, dictionary?!
do-over
January 5, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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well shit
derelict
January 5, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
A hand, facing down, with a pat of butter on it being held over a bathroom sink. Maple syrup is being liberally poured on the hand. The text reads: Somebody gonna catch these Slapjacks
January 5, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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Replaying The Ascent lately and man, it's such a stunning, meticulous take on cyberpunk worldbuilding. The beauty, the neon, the grit and grime are all there and they're done so well that it makes me wish a sequel is coming (probably not). The story's not half bad, either - and the gameplay is FUN.
A very neon, very colorful screenshot of the isometric, cyberpunk action RPG/shooter, The Ascent.
December 6, 2024 at 8:34 PM
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I should listen to more Griselda next year tbqh
Spotify wrapped screenshot Top artists are NEMS, Boards of Canada, ILL BILL, Papoose, FSOL
December 4, 2024 at 3:19 PM
karlor.bsky.social
That is a *freakishly* large thumb.
a zoom-in of the red panda darth vader's thumb on the tray of mcdonalds hash browns
November 23, 2024 at 2:30 AM
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... and give up office jousting with the big meet coming up next month? foh with that bullshit.
Do not push the chair around when a person is sitting in it MY ASS
November 19, 2024 at 10:39 PM
karlor.bsky.social
The joy that I take from this photo is mainly that RFK Jr is probably going to absolutely shit his brains out as a result of this.
Elon Musk, Donald Trump, Don Jr, and RFK Jr sit around a kind of gaudy table, on a private jet, covered in McDonalds. Mike Johnson is in the background smiling and clearly jumped into the picture so he could pretend he's associated with the cool guys. After the picture, Donald was probably like, "Mike! What the fuck man? I told you you can't be in this one! This is for the core crew, OK bro? How many times do we have to go over this? You're basically a satellite office, or a subsidiary, or whatever. You're not in the fucking CORE CREW." He probably got all sullen and went back to his seat way on the other side of the plane and all pouty was like, "They'll love me one day. I'm gonna check if my son's been watching any porn." Don Jr is holding up a large McDonald's french fry container because he thinks this is probably what the poors do when their betters finally allow them to eat.
November 18, 2024 at 1:05 AM
karlor.bsky.social
MF DOOM - Born Like This

Bonus: Though there are no skips present, CELLZ is infinitely replayable and its apocalyptic overtones are more appropriate than ever.
Album cover of MF DOOM's 2009 album, Born Like This
November 13, 2024 at 11:04 PM
karlor.bsky.social
"no bitch i said what i meant and i meant it when i said it"
a crow responding snarkily to your snarky ass post
November 11, 2024 at 5:10 PM
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Atlas: I'll settle for not being shot in a pit behind Kristi Noem's house.
JD Vance tweet with his dog saying all his dog wants for his 1st birthday is for people to vote for Donald Trump.
November 5, 2024 at 3:23 PM
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I have no idea what you mean.
The worst wojak of all, eyes blackened with misery, hair a horrifying mess, food stuck in beard, nose snotty, skin grey. Average internet politics enjoyer.
November 5, 2024 at 6:02 AM
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Guy looking at another woman while walking with his girlfriend meme, but using Elon's "if they will raid a house for a squirrel, they're sur as shit going to come after you"
November 5, 2024 at 1:23 AM
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Saturday afternoon millet snack. Now that's what's up.
A handsome caique parrot holding a cluster of millet in his claw as he happily snacks away the afternoon.
November 2, 2024 at 7:48 PM