Freddy Dunning-Kruger
@karlor.bsky.social
the line at the grocery store is a government psyop.
references provided only in exchange for leniency
references provided only in exchange for leniency
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Couple months ago, I walked into my regular bar during a quiet period and an acquaintance was hyping himself up, quietly repeating to himself, "Trump is going to make us energy dominant. Energy. Dominant. Energy dominant," and I go "What does that mean, exactly?" to which he replied, "No clue."
*tinny, garbled voice* "Pick up that Subway sandwich, citizen"
August 15, 2025 at 4:08 PM
*tinny, garbled voice* "Pick up that Subway sandwich, citizen"
Wonder when the "daring escape" and "disappearance" are scheduled for.
August 2, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Wonder when the "daring escape" and "disappearance" are scheduled for.
I like how he says, "A Biden DOJ would probably arrest *me* for saying this should be looked into," all speculatively as if we didn't just wrap a 4 year term where they were "looking into" all kinds of absurd shit to try to impeach him and all he did was almost fall asleep at the debate.
Why is it that MAGA dudes keep talking about the importance of masculinity, but are afraid of basically all our cities at a time when they're safer than ever (if you ignore ICE kidnapping people off the street, that is).
Bernie Moreno says Cincinnati might be need to put on a "watch list" and claims he no longer visits Chicago and New York City because he's scared of crime
August 2, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I like how he says, "A Biden DOJ would probably arrest *me* for saying this should be looked into," all speculatively as if we didn't just wrap a 4 year term where they were "looking into" all kinds of absurd shit to try to impeach him and all he did was almost fall asleep at the debate.
the old american dream is dead. the new american dream is finding a job where you don't get bothered for anything most of the time so you can get better at all the cool shit you learned during covid.
July 21, 2025 at 6:01 PM
the old american dream is dead. the new american dream is finding a job where you don't get bothered for anything most of the time so you can get better at all the cool shit you learned during covid.
Chronicles of Narnia, but instead of a wardrobe, its a rusty old fridge at the city dump.
June 19, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Chronicles of Narnia, but instead of a wardrobe, its a rusty old fridge at the city dump.
It's more fun when you operate from the position that all "Lip Reader Reveals..." articles are actually written by people working on behalf of the person/people allegedly having their lips read in order to misdirect from, or obfuscate, what was actually said.
June 15, 2025 at 4:59 AM
It's more fun when you operate from the position that all "Lip Reader Reveals..." articles are actually written by people working on behalf of the person/people allegedly having their lips read in order to misdirect from, or obfuscate, what was actually said.
I finally got it. Tim Pool is real life Dwight Schrute.
May 10, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I finally got it. Tim Pool is real life Dwight Schrute.
Thinking about how cool it would be if my fiancee drew blood for a living so I could walk into the room she's in and he like, "Well, well, well if it isn't my phlebottom bitch!"
May 6, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Thinking about how cool it would be if my fiancee drew blood for a living so I could walk into the room she's in and he like, "Well, well, well if it isn't my phlebottom bitch!"
The only thing missing from the rest of this job posting (which is formatted just like this) is a bullet stating, "Attention to detail is STRONGLY preferred."
This is actually not uncommon.
This is actually not uncommon.
May 2, 2025 at 3:34 PM
The only thing missing from the rest of this job posting (which is formatted just like this) is a bullet stating, "Attention to detail is STRONGLY preferred."
This is actually not uncommon.
This is actually not uncommon.
It starts as a distant rumble, but as you near Vatican City, it becomes clear that what you hear is dozens of male voices rhythmically chanting "CONCLAVE CONCLAVE!"
As St. Peter's Square comes into view, you bear witness:
All 135 cardinals holding torches, arranged in a giant square formation...
As St. Peter's Square comes into view, you bear witness:
All 135 cardinals holding torches, arranged in a giant square formation...
May 1, 2025 at 11:10 PM
It starts as a distant rumble, but as you near Vatican City, it becomes clear that what you hear is dozens of male voices rhythmically chanting "CONCLAVE CONCLAVE!"
As St. Peter's Square comes into view, you bear witness:
All 135 cardinals holding torches, arranged in a giant square formation...
As St. Peter's Square comes into view, you bear witness:
All 135 cardinals holding torches, arranged in a giant square formation...
now how am i supposed to get my super premium... *checks notes*... uh... black... uh... market... fentanyl-laced... uh... tyle... nol?
"Are you ready for this, media?" -- Bondi turns to the press and credits Trump for saving "258 million lives"
April 30, 2025 at 10:50 PM
now how am i supposed to get my super premium... *checks notes*... uh... black... uh... market... fentanyl-laced... uh... tyle... nol?
Show me where Joe Biden saved a whole 1/3 of the country from overdosing on fentanyl. I'll wait. You can't.
a man in a purple shirt drinking from a blue mug
Alt: Danny Tanner, holding a periwinkle mug up to his face while smirking and wiggling his eyebrows smugly like he just made a point. In the background the set of the kitchen from Full House.
media.tenor.com
April 30, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Show me where Joe Biden saved a whole 1/3 of the country from overdosing on fentanyl. I'll wait. You can't.
Quite simple, really. Roy Cohn's wretched soul got turned away at the gates of hell and needed a place to crash.
i genuinely want to know what the hell is wrong with this guy. he is a total monster and i am a little interested in how he got to be this way.
Stephen Miller, White House deputy chief of staff for policy, has begun baselessly claiming that birthright citizenship is a massive welfare scam.
Miller has previously endorsed a theory called “remigration” that refers to the forcible removal of non–ethnically European immigrants.
Miller has previously endorsed a theory called “remigration” that refers to the forcible removal of non–ethnically European immigrants.
April 26, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Quite simple, really. Roy Cohn's wretched soul got turned away at the gates of hell and needed a place to crash.
MAGA: Fully committed to making outrageously confident stupidity the US's main export.
👊🇺🇸🔥, etc, and so forth
👊🇺🇸🔥, etc, and so forth
MAGA Republican House candidate Valentina Gomez: “…the moon landing was fake and we all know it.”
April 25, 2025 at 9:12 PM
MAGA: Fully committed to making outrageously confident stupidity the US's main export.
👊🇺🇸🔥, etc, and so forth
👊🇺🇸🔥, etc, and so forth
If I had to spend 5 minutes in a room with JD Vance, I might just decide I've had enough of this shit world, too.
April 21, 2025 at 2:56 PM
If I had to spend 5 minutes in a room with JD Vance, I might just decide I've had enough of this shit world, too.
*grinding metal economy noises*
April 19, 2025 at 9:57 PM
*grinding metal economy noises*
Because Jeff Bezos is so short and bald, he looks like a baby falling over in front of that space capsule and that makes it like 100x funnier.
April 15, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Because Jeff Bezos is so short and bald, he looks like a baby falling over in front of that space capsule and that makes it like 100x funnier.
Maybe it's just me, but I vaguely remember another incident where an elected official from the US went to South America regarding a cult...
Letter from Dem Senator Chris Van Hollen (MD) requesting a meeting with Salvadoran President Nayib Bukele
To discuss MD father Kilmar Abrego Garcia's return
"If Kilmar is not home by midweek – I plan to travel to El Salvador this week to check on his condition and discuss his release."
To discuss MD father Kilmar Abrego Garcia's return
"If Kilmar is not home by midweek – I plan to travel to El Salvador this week to check on his condition and discuss his release."
April 15, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Maybe it's just me, but I vaguely remember another incident where an elected official from the US went to South America regarding a cult...
Tired: You'll own nothing and you'll be happy
Wired: You'll own nothing because you can't afford it
Wired: You'll own nothing because you can't afford it
April 12, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Tired: You'll own nothing and you'll be happy
Wired: You'll own nothing because you can't afford it
Wired: You'll own nothing because you can't afford it
Is there a word or phrase for this? Recursive parody? Meta-caricature? Critical parodic mass? Full satirical burnout?
April 10, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Is there a word or phrase for this? Recursive parody? Meta-caricature? Critical parodic mass? Full satirical burnout?
I saw someone way earlier today on here mention MAGA lamenting over "trans people playing disc golf" and I legit thought it was someone making a funny exaggeration about the kind of shit those people obsess over...
... but it was a real reference to a Fox News segment.
... but it was a real reference to a Fox News segment.
April 10, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I saw someone way earlier today on here mention MAGA lamenting over "trans people playing disc golf" and I legit thought it was someone making a funny exaggeration about the kind of shit those people obsess over...
... but it was a real reference to a Fox News segment.
... but it was a real reference to a Fox News segment.
Donald Trump speedrunning Civ 8 (early build) and really gunning for that Dumbfuck Victory.
April 8, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Donald Trump speedrunning Civ 8 (early build) and really gunning for that Dumbfuck Victory.
If Musk is a 9 on the "Sounds Like a Stumbling, Bumbling Moron When He Opens Dumbass Mouth" Scale, Scott Bessent ain't all that much better as a 6.
April 8, 2025 at 2:15 AM
If Musk is a 9 on the "Sounds Like a Stumbling, Bumbling Moron When He Opens Dumbass Mouth" Scale, Scott Bessent ain't all that much better as a 6.
I wanna see Milo work one day at a factory with his soft ass hands and come back and tell me how fulfilled he feels and then watch his dumb face drop when I tell him, "Cool, but it wasn't enough to make rent and buy rice and beans - 30 more years oughtta do it."
White dudes are just bored, that’s why we need to destroy the economy.
April 5, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I wanna see Milo work one day at a factory with his soft ass hands and come back and tell me how fulfilled he feels and then watch his dumb face drop when I tell him, "Cool, but it wasn't enough to make rent and buy rice and beans - 30 more years oughtta do it."