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Just here to see who all on here
Anytime a dented up car parks next to me I inspect my vehicle fully before i leave
January 15, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Started abandoning books i wasn’t enjoying and it’s been so freeing
You’re not violating a reading rule if you opt not to finish a book that's not resonating with you. Life is finite and we thus have a finite number of books to read. Reading shouldn’t be a chore. You needn’t feel guilty for ensuring that your time reading is spent reading things that you love.
November 27, 2024 at 1:46 PM
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My wife & I tried role play but we kept fighting over who would be Mr. Bean
November 24, 2024 at 5:12 AM
Daniel Jones era is over. Bittersweet!
November 22, 2024 at 5:50 PM
The one day you don’t go to self checkout you end up behind somebody paying with a check smh
November 22, 2024 at 1:11 AM
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www.nytimes.com/athletic/591...

I was interviewed by the NYTimes in September about my process behind arranging "Not Like Us" for the marching band at Grambling State. #NotLikeUs #KendrickLamar #MusicSky #HBCUSky #GramFam
How Kendrick Lamar’s diss track found a home throughout college football’s space
"Not Like Us" debuted six months ago, and college football bands have been composing their own arrangements to provide entertainment.
www.nytimes.com
November 21, 2024 at 4:25 PM
Why is it taking me so many days to like the 10 posts for my algorithm? What’s the conversion rate on “10” i swear I’ve liked bout 20
November 21, 2024 at 11:37 PM
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Coach Daboll: We are making a quarterback switch from Daniel Jones to Tommy DeVito. After evaluating and watching a lot of tape, that's the reason we are going with Tommy. Drew Lock will be the backup. This was a necessary move for us and I'm looking forward to working with Tommy.
November 19, 2024 at 8:56 PM
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Being a gamer in your 30s means you get all the games you always wanted but finish maybe 3 of them and replay your favorite ones over and over
November 19, 2024 at 2:57 PM
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Octavia Butler being a time traveler or seer, will forever be a hill I'm willing to die on, because there's just no way. Parable of The Sower was published in 1993. Look at this date. #BlackBookSky #BookSky
November 19, 2024 at 1:44 PM
You dont realize how oily hands typically are until you handle eye glasses
November 20, 2024 at 1:06 PM
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5. Bluesky's team consists of about 20 full-time employees. That's a million users here per employee now 🤯

Also, we're hiring!

bsky.social/about/join
November 19, 2024 at 6:52 PM
Forgot to put my car in park one time and it almost rolled down a hill. Now i don’t even take my foot off the brake until I’m walking out of the car
November 18, 2024 at 11:41 PM
Niggatheticals already??
Ladies wyd if bae comes home with a pan of lasagna that may or may not look BETTER than your lasagna and he tells you his coworker made it for him?
November 18, 2024 at 10:54 PM
Enjoyed the Dune Prophecy pilot. It’s a lot faster paced than the movies (Thank God) and has some characters that are strong enough to keep your attentions. Promising
November 18, 2024 at 2:20 PM
Hope he doesn’t win us too many games
Sources: The New York Giants are expected to replace Daniel Jones with Tommy DeVito as their new starting quarterback.
November 18, 2024 at 1:51 PM
Wish I could watch that first season of Westworld for the first time again
November 18, 2024 at 1:50 PM
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Alright, one of these parlays gotta hit today. Gotdamn.
November 17, 2024 at 4:22 PM
Me searching through people’s following to find people i may know
a woman is sitting at a desk typing on a computer keyboard .
ALT: a woman is sitting at a desk typing on a computer keyboard .
media.tenor.com
November 17, 2024 at 3:08 PM
At least the Giants can’t make me sad today
November 17, 2024 at 2:11 PM
It takes like 3 business days to get your notifications on here
November 16, 2024 at 11:00 PM
I never know what the etiquette is when the leaf blower niggas is blowing leaves into the street I’m driving on. How do i make my car tip toe demonstratively like I would if somebody was mopping?
November 15, 2024 at 5:01 PM
Trying to reprogram my brain to post my random thoughts here instead of #theotherapp
November 15, 2024 at 4:46 PM
Internet went out 15 minutes before we get off. That’s a sign to leave work early
November 15, 2024 at 4:46 PM
One of my favorites albums of ever. Definitely have to run it today
13 years ago today Drake released "Take Care"

whats the best song on here thats not "Lord Knows"?
November 15, 2024 at 4:07 PM