jean claude van damp
jean claude van damp
@kaptenkrok.bsky.social
gregor samsa irl / sharpness inspector at the razor blade factory
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I take it back, I want to be a car owner
January 10, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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I must have beer. Beer is the mind chiller. Beer is the little break that brings total relaxation
June 21, 2024 at 8:45 PM
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how about this:

my retweets ARE endorsements. my opinions ARE my employer's. those nerds back at HR don't even know it yet but the company now believes that "twink production should be nationalised to make sure the supply meets the public need". how about that.
April 8, 2024 at 12:57 PM
Agree 100%. Dating is a zero sum game and improving the quality of their relationships is bad for men.
Honestly the more I see about dating, the more it seems like a Golden Age for heterosexual men. The bar is incredibly low. Treat women like they're real people with their own thoughts and emotions, like they're human beings worthy of respect, and you've got game.
Literally just witnessed a 20ish-year-old man sit down next to a woman reading a book in a coffee shop, get her attention, ask her what she was reading, and then react blankly to the reply before telling her how much he liked 12 Rules for Life by Jordan Peterson
December 30, 2023 at 10:42 PM
This post has been flagged as Not Yet Upload-Worthy. It Relies Heavily on a bad premise that displays a Lack of understanding of music. You can try to upload again after you have addressed these issues.
Thoughts? AI can detect & assess a musical piece's quality, categorising it as upload-worthy or unacceptable. If a song relies heavily on loops, lacks balance or mastering, it should be flagged and prevented from upload. A feedback system with options like "Not Yet" or "Yes".
November 19, 2023 at 8:53 PM
just realized i've been eating polish pasta... i'm gonna throw up
October 26, 2023 at 8:10 PM
Jan 1 00:00:02: "this year I will enter my slut era" I whisper to myself for the 3rd year in a row as I, the 11th wheel at the gathering with 5 couples, watch my closest friends kiss the love of their lives
October 26, 2023 at 12:20 PM
Andavald was already goated but now it hits different fr
October 24, 2023 at 2:44 PM