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The Wizard Thotheon
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300 years old*
Male
Omnisexual
Inhabited by a dragon from what would become known as Atlantis.
Magical man of mystery. Local wizard and purveyor of cool sticks.

*not all of the time was contiguous. There is at least a 30,000 year gap.
He's never betrayed anyone. "Quattro Bajeena's" Hyaku-Shiki.
#gunpla #gundam #char #charasnabel #toy #toyphotography
December 10, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Umamusume: Pretty Derby
Here's my Trainer Card. See you out there!
#Umamusume #/ #Game #Umamusume #/ #Trainer #Card
December 10, 2025 at 6:36 AM
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someday a real Black Friday will come and wash all the scum off the streets
November 28, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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Happy Brak friday to those that celebrate.
November 28, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Spooky 👻
You have discovered a planet. It is deep, with copious skies. Rarely, there's a a soft creak.
November 28, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Stuff it in the cornucopia youtu.be/Hl6s3NCL9os?...
Cornucopia | adult swim
YouTube video by Adult Swim
youtu.be
November 27, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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They have discovered a planet. It is nearer than night. A mountain sits optimistically amidst the smug plains. If there are bellhops there, perhaps I might find truth.
November 21, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Frankenstein? More like "Crankin' My Hoggenstein to Oscar Issac."
November 14, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Hermanubis is a Graeco-Egyptian god who conducts the souls of the dead to the underworld. He is a syncretism of Hermes from Greek mythology and Anubis from Egyptian mythology. He was popular during the period of Roman domination over Egypt. He engaged in the investigation of truth. #hermanubis
November 14, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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November 12, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Ideal gaming setup 😻
October 30, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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“Are you wearing the-“
“The poorly but enthusiastically sculpted Samhain turnip earrings I made a few years ago? Yeah, I am.”
October 30, 2025 at 12:37 PM
I haven't done Hot Wheels photography in ages. Time to get back in.
#hotwheels #hotwheelsphotography
#toyphotography
October 30, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I wish The Phantom A.D. was my real dad.

youtu.be/1i22RYzKtQE?...
THE PHANTOM A.D. - I GO WHERE THE PARTY TAKES ME (OFFICIAL VIDEO)
YouTube video by The Phantom A.D.
youtu.be
October 30, 2025 at 3:10 AM
"Light-type" means "sexy"

Light-type Guncannon from Gquuuuuux
#gundam #gunpla #gquuuuuux #toyphotography
October 22, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Imagine trying to depose me, and I am just at home pondering orb.

music.youtube.com/watch?v=LfGY...
Clemency for the Wizard King
YouTube video by The Mountain Goats - Topic
music.youtube.com
October 18, 2025 at 11:18 PM
To make America a great civilization like Atlantis, I propose we sink it to the bottom of the ocean.
October 17, 2025 at 5:22 PM
It's been ages since I posted a gunpla and now I have a bunch to take pictures of. Today's is the horribly named "Gundam Livelance Heaven."

#gundam #gunpla
October 15, 2025 at 10:56 PM
You can call me "Wizard Daddy" if you want. I'll allow it ^_^
October 11, 2025 at 9:14 AM
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I have discovered a planet. It is mountainous and yummy. It is over the hills and far away. I want to be joyous there.
October 9, 2025 at 3:30 PM
As your Arcane King, I am implementing mandatory hole inspections. Not just the holes of the body, but all the holes our great nation has to offer. Length, depth, and radius will be measured. We will get to the bottom of these holes one way or another. Post your holes below to get a head start 🕳 ^_^
October 9, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Now that the government is shut down, I am in charge. I expect your tributes of wheat and virgins to be on my doorstep by Monday 👑
October 2, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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a secret horse, sneaking into an apple
bobbing contest
September 28, 2025 at 6:04 AM
MG Crossbones Gundam Full Cloth. This one is hard to pose and film, so be kind.
#Gundam #gunpla
September 18, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I bet the key to saving the world is paying and tipping sex workers.
September 18, 2025 at 3:34 PM