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Kanonical
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(They/them) BanG Dream! superfan. Always looking for the next thing to hyperfixate on.
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"For those who pursue me...
For those who support me...
I must always strive to be a better version of myself."
Never gonna happen, but just imagine a Land Before Time reboot by Studio Ghibli
January 28, 2026 at 3:14 AM
I am pleasantly amused at the level of detail for Riichi City's 4th anniversary wrap up.
January 27, 2026 at 7:04 PM
I mean this in the best way possible...

But I feel like The Hundred Line was made on a dare.
January 27, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Drop an alien that's not from Star Wars or Star Trek.
January 26, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Fuck. Snow.
January 26, 2026 at 12:33 AM
My World War 2 Allegory Love Story
My own original engagement bait post, go!

Take a TV show, Film, Novel, or Video Game you love and rename it like it’s one of “those” light novels.

“Level 1 Hobbit Can’t Believe He Has To Go On An Adventure To Destroy The Overpowered Magic Artifact He Found”
January 22, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Me going in to Code Vein II completely blind may lead to disappointment, but it is outweighed by the potential for wondrous surprise.
January 22, 2026 at 10:15 PM
🧩 Puzzle #913

🤔 9 guesses

⏱️ 1m 15s

🔗 alphaguess.com
alphaguess: a daily word game
Guess the word of the day. Guesses reveal where the word is positioned alphabetically. Everyone plays the same word each day.
alphaguess.com
January 22, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Pick up the nearest book. Turn to page 42, post the 2nd sentence.

"If the calls are simultaneous (the players at the table cannot agree upon who made the call first) a claim to win the hand (ron) has highest priority"

-"Riichi Mahjong: The Ultimate Guide...", Scott D. Miller
Pick up the nearest book. Turn to page 42, post the 2nd sentence. (What is this, Sierra game copy protection?)

Page 42 just has a photo on it, so from page 43:

"We Bermudians slice one open and place a curried fish cake of salt cod between."

- "Baking Yesteryear", B. Dylan Hollis
Pick up the nearest book. Turn to page 42, post the 2nd sentence.

“Still others watched the erection of scaffolding on tributary streets leading into Albumuth Boulebard.”

-“City Of Saints and Madmen” by Jeff Vandermeer
January 21, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Finished the Lego kit I got myself as an early Birthday present.
January 18, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers.
January 15, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Imagine being able to say "my friend" and not mean "a random stranger I know on social media
January 14, 2026 at 6:17 PM
I almost never make political statements on here, but I have to say if you're not in favor of abolishing ICE, I am definitely in favor of abolishing you.
January 14, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Most played game on Switch for me is still Shadowverse: Champion's Battle. THE best single player TCG RPG ever made. Not surprised at all.
January 14, 2026 at 3:56 AM
more importantly

NEW REVUE STARLIGHT ANIME!!!! LFGOOOOOOOO!!!
January 12, 2026 at 1:46 PM
I TOLD y'all the reason Ave Mujica wasn't being added to Girls Band Party was because they were planning a sequel/separate game.

I did NOT see the sudden introduction of two more bands, however.
January 12, 2026 at 1:26 PM
My cat's newest phase is taking over my half of the sofa the second I get up to do something
January 11, 2026 at 3:02 AM
There is something very meditative about dusting off my Lego models and anime figures with paintbrushes. Plus, if you ever want to feel like an archaeologist cleaning your newest find, I highly recommend it.
January 9, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Alright, yeah, so the main problem with Control is it is really, REALLY bad at making sure you learn how certain mechanics work. Twice now I've found myself stuck because the game did a shitty job pointing out things I could interact with and how to do so.
January 7, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Reposted by Kanonical
Square Enix has a survey for fan feedback on the #FinalFantasy Series! Open till January 9th, it's about 30-ish questions, easy multiple choice, AND room for comments. So time to beg for that FF13 remaster, and make HD-2D Mystic Quest a thing. 😎💎

DL: questant.jp/q/6K9FPT4N
January 5, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Quickly changing my mind about Control. On a section where there's no guidance whatsoever, every passage feels like somewhere I'm not supposed to be yet, and there seem to be zero checkpoints. Think I might be done with this one.
January 5, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Woke up today with an absurdly silly title and premise for a rom-com manga.

Title: My Girlfriend Has Horns, But Why!?

Guy meets girl.
Guy finds out girl is hiding a pair of horns.
Guy too shy/polite to ask about them.
Girl's eccentric behavior fuels guy's paranoid theories.
Hilarity ensues.
January 3, 2026 at 10:42 PM
I have read way too many complaints that the characters' epilogues in a SHOW ABOUT MONSTERS INVADING FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION wouldn't possibly play out the way they did.

Or how dare they not explain every single detail of how things played out to a T.

I hate modern viewers.
January 2, 2026 at 9:19 PM
going out in the woods with a shovel just to conceal something.
Going fishing just to creel something.
Being intentionally clumsy just to schlemiel something.
January 1, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Had some time with all the games I got in the holiday sales, so here's a short thread with some short initial opinions about them.
January 1, 2026 at 1:55 AM