I know we're a club born from charity, but that doesn't mean that every penny is a prisoner and needs to be hoarded for some philanthropic endeavour (not counting the ridiculous enormous bonuses paid to the useless likes of Lawwell and Nicholson, of course).

And I'm not just talking about the Biscuit Tin days of the Whites and Kellys. Even the pre-war execs were at it with screwing Jimmy McGrory after he refused a move to Arsenal, or selling Jimmy Delaney after reneging on a promise to give him a pay rise after the war.

It was Konstantin Chernenko - Soviet leader immediately before Gorbachev - btw, and the music video was Two Tribes by Frankie Goes to Hollywood.

Chernenko only lasted a year, and his predecessor (Andropov) only lasted two. Almost like putting geriatrics in charge is a bad idea...

Studied, signed and sent. Keep fighting the good fight, dear Foxbot! ✊

Here’s a quick sketch as a thank-you for embedding that verse in my head ALL BLOODY DAY…

Fuck them. My hatred for the DWP knows no bounds. Utterly infuriating shower of shite.