Succeeding Despite Idiocy
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Andrew. 'Adult' from Glasgow. My banner kind of says all you need to know about my political and sporting leanings.
Inane pish fuelled mainly by ADHD, Elvanse & sertraline but also the odd alcohol or seven.
All views are my own. Seriously.
He/him.
🇵🇸
Inane pish fuelled mainly by ADHD, Elvanse & sertraline but also the odd alcohol or seven.
All views are my own. Seriously.
He/him.
🇵🇸
Definitely not beating the 'flag shaggers' allegations with stories like this...
October 24, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Definitely not beating the 'flag shaggers' allegations with stories like this...
The only reason we should be worried is if they're making their necks guillotine-proof...
October 10, 2025 at 11:43 AM
The only reason we should be worried is if they're making their necks guillotine-proof...
Hm. Seemed he reached the 'find out' stage of FAFO.
Oh well. Thots and pears...
(BTW, I'm not saying he F'd around regarding 2A rights. I'm saying he F'd around by openly being a right wing piece of shit and assuming no-one would take a shot at him for being a right wing piece of shit.)
Oh well. Thots and pears...
(BTW, I'm not saying he F'd around regarding 2A rights. I'm saying he F'd around by openly being a right wing piece of shit and assuming no-one would take a shot at him for being a right wing piece of shit.)
September 10, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Hm. Seemed he reached the 'find out' stage of FAFO.
Oh well. Thots and pears...
(BTW, I'm not saying he F'd around regarding 2A rights. I'm saying he F'd around by openly being a right wing piece of shit and assuming no-one would take a shot at him for being a right wing piece of shit.)
Oh well. Thots and pears...
(BTW, I'm not saying he F'd around regarding 2A rights. I'm saying he F'd around by openly being a right wing piece of shit and assuming no-one would take a shot at him for being a right wing piece of shit.)
Ah, fuck it. I finally caved...
March 13, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Ah, fuck it. I finally caved...
Manics tickets as a Xmas surprise.
Now Pulp tickets for my birthday.
Safe to say my wee sister is a real good 'un!
Now Pulp tickets for my birthday.
Safe to say my wee sister is a real good 'un!
February 19, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Manics tickets as a Xmas surprise.
Now Pulp tickets for my birthday.
Safe to say my wee sister is a real good 'un!
Now Pulp tickets for my birthday.
Safe to say my wee sister is a real good 'un!
Congratulations! You've reached Napvana - the highest state of nap perfection.
January 22, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Congratulations! You've reached Napvana - the highest state of nap perfection.
In today's round of 'useless inventions', we see here something that no normal person would use.
Everyone knows that the proper way to dispense Jaffa Cakes is to open a normal size packet and hoover them up within 3 minutes.
Everyone knows that the proper way to dispense Jaffa Cakes is to open a normal size packet and hoover them up within 3 minutes.
December 20, 2024 at 11:56 AM
In today's round of 'useless inventions', we see here something that no normal person would use.
Everyone knows that the proper way to dispense Jaffa Cakes is to open a normal size packet and hoover them up within 3 minutes.
Everyone knows that the proper way to dispense Jaffa Cakes is to open a normal size packet and hoover them up within 3 minutes.
Sounds like they had a close encounter with a hard-hearted man who never gave half of what he got...
Must make them wish that they had never been born. That's a shame, 'cause they've got a lot.
youtu.be/g5B8AFvWk8Y
Must make them wish that they had never been born. That's a shame, 'cause they've got a lot.
youtu.be/g5B8AFvWk8Y
December 15, 2024 at 8:03 PM
Sounds like they had a close encounter with a hard-hearted man who never gave half of what he got...
Must make them wish that they had never been born. That's a shame, 'cause they've got a lot.
youtu.be/g5B8AFvWk8Y
Must make them wish that they had never been born. That's a shame, 'cause they've got a lot.
youtu.be/g5B8AFvWk8Y
Not a religious person by any means, but if we can have both God AND Satan on our side to defeat the Zombies then what does that say about them?! #Celtic #CELRAN #GlasgowIsGreenAndWhite #GlasguensisViridisEtAlbus
December 15, 2024 at 7:36 PM
Not a religious person by any means, but if we can have both God AND Satan on our side to defeat the Zombies then what does that say about them?! #Celtic #CELRAN #GlasgowIsGreenAndWhite #GlasguensisViridisEtAlbus
Think they just saw these moments in quick succession?
December 15, 2024 at 7:26 PM
Think they just saw these moments in quick succession?
Mission very much accomplished.
December 15, 2024 at 7:08 PM
Mission very much accomplished.
Four? Ha! They should come back when they've won at least six...
December 15, 2024 at 6:51 PM
Four? Ha! They should come back when they've won at least six...
The cartoon version is giving me very Shin Chan vibes (no bad thing).
December 14, 2024 at 11:02 PM
The cartoon version is giving me very Shin Chan vibes (no bad thing).
He never speaks up,
He can't even laugh,
But he'll cave in your skull,
Or cut you in half,
Don't cross paths with old Art the Clown!
He can't even laugh,
But he'll cave in your skull,
Or cut you in half,
Don't cross paths with old Art the Clown!
December 14, 2024 at 10:33 PM
He never speaks up,
He can't even laugh,
But he'll cave in your skull,
Or cut you in half,
Don't cross paths with old Art the Clown!
He can't even laugh,
But he'll cave in your skull,
Or cut you in half,
Don't cross paths with old Art the Clown!
Either that or the ill-conceived partner product to this dead-eyed little shit...
December 14, 2024 at 9:03 PM
Either that or the ill-conceived partner product to this dead-eyed little shit...
If you see this post, do it.
Pronouns: he/him
Height: 5’8
Shoe: 8
Zodiac: Cancer
Smoke: very rarely when I've been drinking
Tattoos: two, and desperately wanting more
Piercings: none
Fave drink: non-alcoholic - Pepsi Max/alcoholic - Guinness
Pronouns: he/him
Height: 5’8
Shoe: 8
Zodiac: Cancer
Smoke: very rarely when I've been drinking
Tattoos: two, and desperately wanting more
Piercings: none
Fave drink: non-alcoholic - Pepsi Max/alcoholic - Guinness
December 4, 2024 at 7:56 PM
If you see this post, do it.
Pronouns: he/him
Height: 5’8
Shoe: 8
Zodiac: Cancer
Smoke: very rarely when I've been drinking
Tattoos: two, and desperately wanting more
Piercings: none
Fave drink: non-alcoholic - Pepsi Max/alcoholic - Guinness
Pronouns: he/him
Height: 5’8
Shoe: 8
Zodiac: Cancer
Smoke: very rarely when I've been drinking
Tattoos: two, and desperately wanting more
Piercings: none
Fave drink: non-alcoholic - Pepsi Max/alcoholic - Guinness
The 'long teen' phase is always adorable!
November 23, 2024 at 5:28 PM
The 'long teen' phase is always adorable!
Definitely not supporting this guy - dude's face is bloody terrifying. Soulless eyes of a killer, and it looks like he could unhinge his jaw and swallow that cheese whole.
November 19, 2024 at 2:10 PM
Definitely not supporting this guy - dude's face is bloody terrifying. Soulless eyes of a killer, and it looks like he could unhinge his jaw and swallow that cheese whole.
So I've finally decided to leave the disaster zone behind. Yes, I am very mature. #GoodbyeTwitter #FuckElon
November 15, 2024 at 10:23 PM
So I've finally decided to leave the disaster zone behind. Yes, I am very mature. #GoodbyeTwitter #FuckElon
Just realised today that at only 32 and 8 months, I've outlived one of the greatest - and one of my favourite - standups of all time, Bill Hicks (32 and 2 months at the time of his death).
This has depressed me on so many levels.
This has depressed me on so many levels.
April 12, 2024 at 3:04 PM
Just realised today that at only 32 and 8 months, I've outlived one of the greatest - and one of my favourite - standups of all time, Bill Hicks (32 and 2 months at the time of his death).
This has depressed me on so many levels.
This has depressed me on so many levels.
Watching Celtic's phenomenal transfer activity 10 days into the window like...
January 10, 2024 at 6:56 PM
Watching Celtic's phenomenal transfer activity 10 days into the window like...