Yep the one that only turns up at family gatherings when doing ‘well’ original of funds not disclosed.

Smelling of booze and fags and has to be ‘supervised’ around the teenagers. I’ve thought that for years.

Tweed jacket a give away.

I guess she only looked at your helmet.

An enormous dick.

Sorry, no.

I'm an enormous dick.

A 'girl / boy friend experience?'

Woo hoo. 👍😄

Always wears shorts because bicycle clips are a bit too technical for his pea brain.

We are talking Tarquin.

Where you been. You OK.

🤗

Gove = egotistical twat.

Yep and just plunging further down that route daily.

The word revenge suggests that she is probably a nightmare to be around.

Probably never had a proper adult relationship in her life.