Kane Clements📎
@kaneclements11.bsky.social
Happy soul. Likes country, walks, photography, reading + beer. Volunteers. GTTO. Rejoin EU. No DMs. Wülferhampton.
We are talking Tarquin.
November 21, 2025 at 10:36 PM
We are talking Tarquin.
We have sis in laws dog staying. Going to walk the muts at Witherdon same as yesterday. Meet Monkey the Maltipoop on our walk yesterday. Two massive fucking poops rolled in. Full groom. Car stank. Windows open all the way home. Fox poo methinks.
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November 16, 2025 at 12:41 PM
We have sis in laws dog staying. Going to walk the muts at Witherdon same as yesterday. Meet Monkey the Maltipoop on our walk yesterday. Two massive fucking poops rolled in. Full groom. Car stank. Windows open all the way home. Fox poo methinks.
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Yesterday evening I baked.
Two small wholemeal loaves.
Two small wholemeal loaves.
November 16, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Yesterday evening I baked.
Two small wholemeal loaves.
Two small wholemeal loaves.
The bestest of Pizza Sauces is Mr Organic Chilli & Garlic Passata Sauce.
Accept no substitute for your own bases.
Accept no substitute for your own bases.
November 10, 2025 at 8:37 PM
The bestest of Pizza Sauces is Mr Organic Chilli & Garlic Passata Sauce.
Accept no substitute for your own bases.
Accept no substitute for your own bases.
We are having pizza as Mrs C is late home from work. Tidying up for the 2 weeks she now has off.
I have been baking Soda Bread again. Lots more Waitrose strength 6 cheddar than last week plus finely chopped rich sun dried tomatos.
Wet mix so needs another 10 mins.
I have been baking Soda Bread again. Lots more Waitrose strength 6 cheddar than last week plus finely chopped rich sun dried tomatos.
Wet mix so needs another 10 mins.
November 10, 2025 at 6:54 PM
We are having pizza as Mrs C is late home from work. Tidying up for the 2 weeks she now has off.
I have been baking Soda Bread again. Lots more Waitrose strength 6 cheddar than last week plus finely chopped rich sun dried tomatos.
Wet mix so needs another 10 mins.
I have been baking Soda Bread again. Lots more Waitrose strength 6 cheddar than last week plus finely chopped rich sun dried tomatos.
Wet mix so needs another 10 mins.
I bought Hollywood's book used for £1.50 recently. Because I'm baking again.
I've learned that the first prove can take maybe three hours.
Be patient. Sourdough is a slow process.
Try a soda bread as a fill in.
I've learned that the first prove can take maybe three hours.
Be patient. Sourdough is a slow process.
Try a soda bread as a fill in.
November 10, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I bought Hollywood's book used for £1.50 recently. Because I'm baking again.
I've learned that the first prove can take maybe three hours.
Be patient. Sourdough is a slow process.
Try a soda bread as a fill in.
I've learned that the first prove can take maybe three hours.
Be patient. Sourdough is a slow process.
Try a soda bread as a fill in.
This is the writer, showing off his cum face.
No further explanation needed.
No further explanation needed.
November 8, 2025 at 9:13 PM
This is the writer, showing off his cum face.
No further explanation needed.
No further explanation needed.
Started baking again. Bought a new mixer etc. Today Soda bread with strength 6 cheddar in it. Just out of the oven. I’m drooling.
November 2, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Started baking again. Bought a new mixer etc. Today Soda bread with strength 6 cheddar in it. Just out of the oven. I’m drooling.
The face of a woman who is never ever going to et him enter her body again. Divorce and VP poverty to follow.
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November 1, 2025 at 11:32 PM
The face of a woman who is never ever going to et him enter her body again. Divorce and VP poverty to follow.
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That is the face of a woman who is never ever going to let him enter her body again.
October 31, 2025 at 6:07 PM
That is the face of a woman who is never ever going to let him enter her body again.
Local lane 5 minutes drive from our village. Pic taken this afternoon.
Typical for that neck of the woods. And there are worse.
Typical for that neck of the woods. And there are worse.
October 29, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Local lane 5 minutes drive from our village. Pic taken this afternoon.
Typical for that neck of the woods. And there are worse.
Typical for that neck of the woods. And there are worse.
Ember sun bathing in our conservatory a few moment ago.
October 28, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Ember sun bathing in our conservatory a few moment ago.
Okehampton yesterday.
October 11, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Okehampton yesterday.
The decent people who have torn down St George flags somewhere and replaced them with posters promoting welcome and kindness.
Or in answer to the flag shaggers in Okehampton, Devon painting the cross on roundabouts redrafted them with RNLI.
Or in answer to the flag shaggers in Okehampton, Devon painting the cross on roundabouts redrafted them with RNLI.
October 10, 2025 at 9:58 PM
The decent people who have torn down St George flags somewhere and replaced them with posters promoting welcome and kindness.
Or in answer to the flag shaggers in Okehampton, Devon painting the cross on roundabouts redrafted them with RNLI.
Or in answer to the flag shaggers in Okehampton, Devon painting the cross on roundabouts redrafted them with RNLI.
Sue. Greetings and salutations.
I posted this elsewhere in response to Bearly Politics.
Subject scones.
I will accept absolutely no argument.
I posted this elsewhere in response to Bearly Politics.
Subject scones.
I will accept absolutely no argument.
October 10, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Sue. Greetings and salutations.
I posted this elsewhere in response to Bearly Politics.
Subject scones.
I will accept absolutely no argument.
I posted this elsewhere in response to Bearly Politics.
Subject scones.
I will accept absolutely no argument.
Bottle of this arrived today. Pear liqueur. Wowser! Just had a snifter over ice. Mrs C has added hers to a glass of prosecco. Recommended.
October 7, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Bottle of this arrived today. Pear liqueur. Wowser! Just had a snifter over ice. Mrs C has added hers to a glass of prosecco. Recommended.
16:39. I have just made Mrs C another mojito. I've woken from an hours nap.
I have a glass of perfectly chilled Chenin Blanc.
Next she is going to start on the International Incidents. See below. Note no mixers. Just raw booze.
Tonight I'll be preparing supper. Burger and home made chips.
I have a glass of perfectly chilled Chenin Blanc.
Next she is going to start on the International Incidents. See below. Note no mixers. Just raw booze.
Tonight I'll be preparing supper. Burger and home made chips.
October 4, 2025 at 3:44 PM
16:39. I have just made Mrs C another mojito. I've woken from an hours nap.
I have a glass of perfectly chilled Chenin Blanc.
Next she is going to start on the International Incidents. See below. Note no mixers. Just raw booze.
Tonight I'll be preparing supper. Burger and home made chips.
I have a glass of perfectly chilled Chenin Blanc.
Next she is going to start on the International Incidents. See below. Note no mixers. Just raw booze.
Tonight I'll be preparing supper. Burger and home made chips.
Morning Bear.
Now everyone. This is my response to that post over on Substack. It bears repeating. Not sorry. 😆
Now everyone. This is my response to that post over on Substack. It bears repeating. Not sorry. 😆
October 4, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Morning Bear.
Now everyone. This is my response to that post over on Substack. It bears repeating. Not sorry. 😆
Now everyone. This is my response to that post over on Substack. It bears repeating. Not sorry. 😆
Winter is coming.
After last winter my Ovlov has been bouncing around on summer roads like a stripper on acid in the 80s.
Friday three new tyres and a proper 4 wheel alignment. Peachy.
Just need to avoid all the fucking HGVs and agri vehicles on Devon / Dartmoor roads.
After last winter my Ovlov has been bouncing around on summer roads like a stripper on acid in the 80s.
Friday three new tyres and a proper 4 wheel alignment. Peachy.
Just need to avoid all the fucking HGVs and agri vehicles on Devon / Dartmoor roads.
September 28, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Winter is coming.
After last winter my Ovlov has been bouncing around on summer roads like a stripper on acid in the 80s.
Friday three new tyres and a proper 4 wheel alignment. Peachy.
Just need to avoid all the fucking HGVs and agri vehicles on Devon / Dartmoor roads.
After last winter my Ovlov has been bouncing around on summer roads like a stripper on acid in the 80s.
Friday three new tyres and a proper 4 wheel alignment. Peachy.
Just need to avoid all the fucking HGVs and agri vehicles on Devon / Dartmoor roads.
When we lived in Exeter I used to go here.
September 27, 2025 at 9:22 PM
When we lived in Exeter I used to go here.
Hi Prem. I live in the country. I have an SUV. It is 8 years old. I use it as a truck.
Local lane. Pretty typical.
Local lane. Pretty typical.
September 17, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Hi Prem. I live in the country. I have an SUV. It is 8 years old. I use it as a truck.
Local lane. Pretty typical.
Local lane. Pretty typical.
Absolutely poor nights sleep. Mrs C picked up friends returning from honeymoon and drove them home. Flight was delayed. She got in after 3.am. Gone to work.
Trump is here. It is wet. Things are pretty f*cked up.
In other news Ember is hogging the bed. 🤣❤️
Trump is here. It is wet. Things are pretty f*cked up.
In other news Ember is hogging the bed. 🤣❤️
September 17, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Absolutely poor nights sleep. Mrs C picked up friends returning from honeymoon and drove them home. Flight was delayed. She got in after 3.am. Gone to work.
Trump is here. It is wet. Things are pretty f*cked up.
In other news Ember is hogging the bed. 🤣❤️
Trump is here. It is wet. Things are pretty f*cked up.
In other news Ember is hogging the bed. 🤣❤️
I have an SUV. It is 8 years old. I use it as a truck. I live in the country.
Local lane!
Local lane!
September 16, 2025 at 12:19 PM
I have an SUV. It is 8 years old. I use it as a truck. I live in the country.
Local lane!
Local lane!
Mrs C and I got together in Jan 2000. She had this sign long before then. It is in our kitchen now.
September 14, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Mrs C and I got together in Jan 2000. She had this sign long before then. It is in our kitchen now.