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Mr Ken Liver-Sausage
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Impropaganda mouthpiece for the Temple of Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion.

Staring/Screaming into the Abyss/Void (delete as appropriate)
QUEER AF.
Goodbye Ozzy Osborne. If I see the adventurer that found your phylactery they're in big trouble.
July 22, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I've just beaten a fly to death with this.
May 14, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Titanic/The Wire crossover.

Sailor: "ICEBERG AHEAD!"

Clay Davis "Shiiiiiiiiiiieeeeet"
April 23, 2025 at 3:03 PM
And so it is that we as people do not exist until we do and then it is that we play with our world of existent things and order and disorder them
March 11, 2025 at 9:01 PM
It's Crepemas Eve. I hope everyone has their pancake tree up and will be hanging their frying pans by the fire. Don't forget to leave out a drink of syrup for Panca Klaus and some sugar and lemon for his magic hedgehogs.
March 3, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Reposted by Mr Ken Liver-Sausage
Come On Everyone, Let's Just Get Fucking Shitfaced And Have A Lovely Time It's 3:00PM
February 28, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Fuck the pain away
(Clap, clap)
Worries for another day
Fuck the pain away
(Clap, clap)
Down in Fraggle Rock.
February 28, 2025 at 2:52 PM
As it is important to care for oneself and to take time for self-improvement, I am pleased to report that I can now fit 2 walnuts and 3 hazelnuts (without shells) under my foreskin.
February 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
As I'm not American I don't know what the acronym DOGE stands for. In my head I read it as the Department Of Getting Even and as i understand it their role is basically as the brownshirts.
February 15, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Yesterday, I dared to utter the phrase "I won't get a new phone when my contract runs out."

Today, I dropped my phone and shattered the screen.
February 10, 2025 at 6:02 PM
February 2, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Thought so...
January 28, 2025 at 10:41 AM
The monks have taken a break from whatever it is they do (sodomy mostly) and produced this.

Although for our friends across the pond it should probably be renamed the non white/cis/hetero prayer
January 27, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Oh yeah! We terrorist now.
January 27, 2025 at 5:50 PM
youtu.be/nMpYoz_c834?...

Discordians should stick apart, but we need to do it together.
Smiley Culture 'Cockney Translation' Complete Original Version
YouTube video by robmacgillivray
youtu.be
January 26, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Elon "Definitely not a nazi" musk.
January 21, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Trans rights are, in fact human rights. Pass it on.
Trans rights are, in fact, human rights. Pass it on
Trans rights are, in fact, human rights. Pass it on.
January 21, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Reposted by Mr Ken Liver-Sausage
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January 20, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Neil Gaiman - May your earholes turn to arseholes and shit on your shoulders. You absolute bastard.
January 15, 2025 at 12:34 PM
I made a dogs dinner of my work today. But then I remembered I'm an animal nutritionist so was really pleased.
January 8, 2025 at 1:01 PM
vs tiger = loss
vs King = win
vs Tiger King = win/tie (He crazy)
vs King of Tigers = loss.
vs King from Tekken = loss (KO. Perfect!)

Im not sure where this is going or what the lesson is...
January 7, 2025 at 3:31 PM
OWNING A CAT = GOOD
PWNING A CAT = BAD?
December 30, 2024 at 7:34 PM
Communist Christmas
YouTube video by Rathergood
youtu.be
December 25, 2024 at 8:09 PM
The monks at the Temple Monastery have been busy writing manuscripts. Good job lads. (BTW we know that vow of chastity is bullshit. We can smell the poppers and hear the techno)
December 18, 2024 at 12:04 PM
What do pirates use for statistical analysis? R me hearties!
December 7, 2024 at 4:32 PM