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26 | they/he | dva stan | non-binary
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overwatch ♡ severance ♡ omori ♡ fnaf ♡ stardew valley ♡ fortnite ♡ sabrina carpenter
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overwatch ♡ severance ♡ omori ♡ fnaf ♡ stardew valley ♡ fortnite ♡ sabrina carpenter
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this is my first christmas eve not staying the night at my parents house. i get to be in my apartment with my boyfriend watching christmas movies. this is literally all ive ever wanted :3
December 25, 2025 at 5:35 AM
this is my first christmas eve not staying the night at my parents house. i get to be in my apartment with my boyfriend watching christmas movies. this is literally all ive ever wanted :3
December 24, 2025 at 4:57 PM
not me getting reprimanded on christmas eve for delegating a task to the person whose job it is to do said task. dumb as fuck bro i hate this job
December 24, 2025 at 3:06 PM
not me getting reprimanded on christmas eve for delegating a task to the person whose job it is to do said task. dumb as fuck bro i hate this job
i had/made latkes for the first time last night and i don’t even see how there’s a debate between applesauce v sour cream…. applesauce is clearly the superior accoutrement
December 23, 2025 at 5:36 PM
i had/made latkes for the first time last night and i don’t even see how there’s a debate between applesauce v sour cream…. applesauce is clearly the superior accoutrement
always blows my fucking mind when i remember that in most (american) families, the women do ALL of the cooking, cleaning, decorating, etc during the holidays and the men do nothing but sit on their ass. like. my family could not be further from that. and it’s crazy to me that that’s unusual.
December 22, 2025 at 8:04 PM
always blows my fucking mind when i remember that in most (american) families, the women do ALL of the cooking, cleaning, decorating, etc during the holidays and the men do nothing but sit on their ass. like. my family could not be further from that. and it’s crazy to me that that’s unusual.
bruh why tf do we have to go into work the week of christmas….. nobody is gonna be calling us or coming in. we could certainly be working from home. we have construction going on so someone does have to be here, but why can’t we come in in shifts??
December 22, 2025 at 3:29 PM
bruh why tf do we have to go into work the week of christmas….. nobody is gonna be calling us or coming in. we could certainly be working from home. we have construction going on so someone does have to be here, but why can’t we come in in shifts??
just thought abt the fact that i NEVER have to raise a child and smiled
December 20, 2025 at 10:50 PM
just thought abt the fact that i NEVER have to raise a child and smiled
i wanted to make my profile pic/banner secret of the mimic themed but i somehow forgot there are NO cute visuals/characters in that game 😭 except the clean o vac… he’s baby
December 20, 2025 at 4:23 AM
i wanted to make my profile pic/banner secret of the mimic themed but i somehow forgot there are NO cute visuals/characters in that game 😭 except the clean o vac… he’s baby
still in shock that i saw my ex. i literally like haven’t seen anyone from hs in public in a few years, even tho i still live in my home town. why did the one person i see have to be my EX GIRLFRIEND 😭😭
December 20, 2025 at 4:19 AM
still in shock that i saw my ex. i literally like haven’t seen anyone from hs in public in a few years, even tho i still live in my home town. why did the one person i see have to be my EX GIRLFRIEND 😭😭
best skin in the game
The Most Used Skin in #Overwatch2 🏆
According to the official Blizzard Yearbook, Ancient Caller Moira has been played 92 MILLION times since the sequel’s launch.
Which skin do you see most? 👀
According to the official Blizzard Yearbook, Ancient Caller Moira has been played 92 MILLION times since the sequel’s launch.
Which skin do you see most? 👀
December 20, 2025 at 4:18 AM
best skin in the game
i cannot believe i just saw my ex girlfriend who i haven’t seen in SIX YEARS….. that was so fucking awkward. insane to me that we dated for OVER A YEARRRR
December 20, 2025 at 12:34 AM
i cannot believe i just saw my ex girlfriend who i haven’t seen in SIX YEARS….. that was so fucking awkward. insane to me that we dated for OVER A YEARRRR
why the FUCK is noah still a part of smosh. he’s almost never in any of their videos, but when they do put him in content, the comments are just flooded with people RIGHTFULLY being pissed off. he’s a fucking zionist and i’m tired of seeing his fucking face!!!!
December 18, 2025 at 9:58 PM
why the FUCK is noah still a part of smosh. he’s almost never in any of their videos, but when they do put him in content, the comments are just flooded with people RIGHTFULLY being pissed off. he’s a fucking zionist and i’m tired of seeing his fucking face!!!!
i can’t believe before this year i only got to see my bf a few times a month…….. like what the fuck
December 18, 2025 at 8:32 PM
i can’t believe before this year i only got to see my bf a few times a month…….. like what the fuck
my top musicals (in no particular order except phantom (im basic btw))
phantom of the opera
little shop of horrors
something rotten
shrek the musical
hamilton
dear evan hansen
the last five years
sweeney todd
i used to love book of mormon but it is highkey racist asf
phantom of the opera
little shop of horrors
something rotten
shrek the musical
hamilton
dear evan hansen
the last five years
sweeney todd
i used to love book of mormon but it is highkey racist asf
December 18, 2025 at 6:10 PM
my top musicals (in no particular order except phantom (im basic btw))
phantom of the opera
little shop of horrors
something rotten
shrek the musical
hamilton
dear evan hansen
the last five years
sweeney todd
i used to love book of mormon but it is highkey racist asf
phantom of the opera
little shop of horrors
something rotten
shrek the musical
hamilton
dear evan hansen
the last five years
sweeney todd
i used to love book of mormon but it is highkey racist asf
i know michael crawford is like 100 years old but id show him a strange new world if he’d let me (the phantom mask stays on tho)
December 18, 2025 at 5:46 PM
i know michael crawford is like 100 years old but id show him a strange new world if he’d let me (the phantom mask stays on tho)
unironically belting and crying to shrek the musical on this work errand
December 18, 2025 at 5:33 PM
unironically belting and crying to shrek the musical on this work errand
i just knocked out most of my xmas gift shopping in like half an hour let’s goooooo
December 18, 2025 at 3:13 PM
i just knocked out most of my xmas gift shopping in like half an hour let’s goooooo
i will actually have to get a new job asap if they can’t give me a monthly stipend for health insurance. i won’t be able to afford this dental procedure without insurance and i need to get it done asap or it could cause irreparable damage. fuck my life bro
December 17, 2025 at 7:27 PM
i will actually have to get a new job asap if they can’t give me a monthly stipend for health insurance. i won’t be able to afford this dental procedure without insurance and i need to get it done asap or it could cause irreparable damage. fuck my life bro
when i made my appointment for today i was told it was for a gum surgery. just got here and was told it’s actually just for an evaluation 😭😭😭 ive been nauseous with anxiety all day BECAUSE OF A CT SCAN??? good bye.
December 16, 2025 at 8:19 PM
when i made my appointment for today i was told it was for a gum surgery. just got here and was told it’s actually just for an evaluation 😭😭😭 ive been nauseous with anxiety all day BECAUSE OF A CT SCAN??? good bye.
i’m having my first ever surgery in 2 hours and i’m going to shit my pants i’m so fucking terrified (it’s hardly a surgery it’s gonna take like an hour and it’s basically a gum tissue transplant in one small area but i’m still SO FUCKING SCARED)
December 16, 2025 at 6:32 PM
i’m having my first ever surgery in 2 hours and i’m going to shit my pants i’m so fucking terrified (it’s hardly a surgery it’s gonna take like an hour and it’s basically a gum tissue transplant in one small area but i’m still SO FUCKING SCARED)
secret of the mimic is the best fnaf game fr
December 16, 2025 at 12:26 AM
secret of the mimic is the best fnaf game fr
i’m sadddd and i hate when you have tentative plans w someone and then they ghost…. id rather just know if our plans are still happening or not. i hate being in limbo bc i feel like i can’t do anything until i have an answer. ughhhhhh
December 13, 2025 at 10:49 PM
i’m sadddd and i hate when you have tentative plans w someone and then they ghost…. id rather just know if our plans are still happening or not. i hate being in limbo bc i feel like i can’t do anything until i have an answer. ughhhhhh
i was worried this event would end late, but they’re cleaning up right on time.. thank god
December 13, 2025 at 7:53 PM
i was worried this event would end late, but they’re cleaning up right on time.. thank god
hey my fellow 26 year olds… how are we affording health insurance? and what’s the point if the cheapest ones are $300 a month with a $10k deductible????? like that isn’t even worth it unless i end up with tens of thousands of dollars of medical bills
December 13, 2025 at 6:14 PM
hey my fellow 26 year olds… how are we affording health insurance? and what’s the point if the cheapest ones are $300 a month with a $10k deductible????? like that isn’t even worth it unless i end up with tens of thousands of dollars of medical bills