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26 | they/he | secret of the mimic stan
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overwatch ♡ five nights at freddy’s
omori ♡ fortnite ♡ stardew valley
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tw self harm

i can’t believe im so scared of needles and surgeries and all that when i literally used to hack at my thighs with actual razors daily when i was in middle school like bitch what is ur problem (btw have not done that in years i am okay but this shit just blows my mind LOL)
February 11, 2026 at 9:34 PM
toxic codependent friend breakups hurt way more than any romantic relationship. that shit will still sting 6 years down the line.
February 11, 2026 at 9:04 PM
if i had to give someone a video game who had never played one before and didn’t even know what they were, i would give them portal 2. it is THE video game. the puzzles are straightforward & increase in difficulty seamlessly. the story is amazing. it’s so funny. its literally perfect.
February 7, 2026 at 9:40 PM
I FINALLY FOUND A NEW COZY GAME TO PLAYYYYY
February 7, 2026 at 6:40 PM
this song came on and i was reminded of how insanely feral i became when this music video was released. it made me physically cringe to remember it. a bitch was in HEAT
February 5, 2026 at 5:06 PM
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Thieves, abusers, and pedophiles should never be protected, platformed, or allowed to continue working. Ever.
Neither should anyone who enables or defends them.
February 3, 2026 at 5:17 PM
if i was honest with myself, i would say that this is my favorite panic album. but since i do believe vices is a much better album over all and i have more of an emotional connection with it, i will continue saying it’s my favorite (honestly tho neatly witches might be enough to make it my real fav)
January 31, 2026 at 7:58 PM
i’m sorry but the academy is… is the one band i simply can’t look into the allegations they have against them. i got to meet william twice when i was in high school and i simply would not be able to handle those memories being tainted. and i simply must see them on their reunion tour this year.
January 31, 2026 at 6:14 PM
THERES NO FUCKING WAY THAT CATHERINE OHARA DIED WHAT THE FUCK
January 30, 2026 at 7:07 PM
perks of living with a boyfriend: you can immediately go cuddle him when you have a bad dream
cons: sometimes those bad dreams are him telling u he hates u and never actually loved u 💔💔
January 24, 2026 at 9:27 PM
the other night i dreamt that sweet tomatoes reopened in our town and i woke up so excited until i realized it wasn’t real 😭😭💔💔💔
January 23, 2026 at 12:14 AM
i can’t wait for the day that bluesky actually has a good algorithm 😭 like everything i see is random people talking abt what they’re having for dinner or out of context posts about shows that ive never heard of :’)
January 15, 2026 at 4:31 PM
a teaser for a commercial… our capitalist ass country is so cooked
Teaser for Sabrina Carpenter’s Super Bowl commercial with ‘Pringles.’
January 15, 2026 at 3:38 AM
still thinking abt this meal from last night… my boyfriend is such a good cook
January 14, 2026 at 7:29 PM
so now the fnaf games i have played are fnaf 1, fnaf 2, into the pit, and secret of the mimic. tbh id love to play pizza sim but i think id suck ass LMAO
January 12, 2026 at 4:29 PM
it actually infuriates me that sotm is seemingly unanimously agreed upon by fnaf fans as being a terrible game. IT IS SO FUN. the gameplay mechanics are so satisfying and tactile, and the story is so good. the character design is flawless. the voice acting is impeccable. what is there to dislike.
January 12, 2026 at 3:52 PM
why can’t i just hang out with my bf 24/7. why do i have to WORK!!!!!
January 12, 2026 at 3:51 PM
@digimon.gay i did in fact get lemon pepper fries and they were delicious
January 10, 2026 at 5:48 AM
chat should i get wing stop on the way home from work tonight (at fucking midnight)
January 10, 2026 at 1:18 AM
bf and i OFFICIALLY just signed our lease renewal for this year!!! 🙌🏻🙌🏻
January 8, 2026 at 10:45 PM
sometimes i feel like i’m the happiest depressed person ever. i frequently want to kms and feel like life is meaningless and i feel like i have no talents or passions BUT i also take joy in the smallest of things and love the people around me and it doesn’t take much to make me laugh
January 8, 2026 at 4:24 PM
just napped on bf for half an hour while he played wizard 101. i am healed
January 6, 2026 at 1:57 AM
literally going to cry over how much i love my boyfriend idk what id do without him. he’s always there for me he gets me he knows exactly how to comfort me he does so much for me…. what did i do to deserve him
January 5, 2026 at 4:27 PM
my boyfriend is so cuuuute i miss him (i saw him 3 hours ago)
January 5, 2026 at 4:06 PM
starting traitors bc i’m out of secret lives and housewives and i need a trashy tv show to watch
January 5, 2026 at 1:48 AM