She said “thanks, but if there’s a shooting I’ll be in the hallway trying to help the kids who were in their room when we locked down.”

I am so deeply ashamed that this country has made that her job. Or yours. Please be safe, and thank you.

Hello, from another fully remote overworking Celtics fan who can also go days without talking to people. Should we form a support group??!!

My entire family asks for a list. We all put lists, with links, in a shared note on our phones. And then we just coordinate who buys what. Haven’t been surprised in years. Haven’t been disappointed in years.

Is it similarly a red flag? I’ve never considered it.

As a Celtics fan, I just wanna say preach on. Brothers is appalling.

(Thinking good thoughts for Giannis, any updates?)

Absolutely. My favorite post-Thanksgiving meal is lunch the next day. I make waffles out of the stuffing and top with turkey and gravy. Thanksgiving take on chicken and waffles. If you haven’t tried it I highly recommend!

I turned my leftover butternut squash into browned butter sage butternut mac and cheese (it was a hit!).

Not until literally this second lol

Nancy Drew and the Repeated Invocations of Charlie Brown

Currently watching Tuesday’s game (was on a plane but my FA looked like a young JT which made missing the game live a little more bearable.

It’s a *slight* stretch to call this basketball but I’ll allow it. I suppose turnovers are part of “basketball.”

She’s in law school?!?! Man. That character & fitness application is going to be lit.

Nancy Drew and Where To Buy Zip Ties

I mean, to be fair, I’ve not seen an astronaut flip his visor up and sample a taste. That’s why I’m sticking with my belief that the moon is an unctuous emmentaler.