My real Uncle Duke is 6 foot 5 and could probably take that sonuvabitch Clarence. (Your name caught me by surprise! Glad to see my sadsack uncle is NOT actually on bsky though…)

I think you should blast that soundtrack from a speaker in your pocket while wearing it.

When I saw this before, my random fact machine of a brain neglected to inform you that Ebert and the longest-running High Times EIC went to the same high school and were both known for their commitment to periodicals while there. Although my uncle says Ebert was a total cunt all day, everyday.

Oh, the totally surreptitious machines that act exactly like humans until their spines glow bright red after a good roll in the anti-gravity hay? Fair rule.

Although I was cool with the show until the Jimi Hendrix fever dream shenanigans. They FTL’d the shark at that point.

Which movie started the rule?

Those the hash/kief covered kind? Bang, zoom, to the moon for a jazz tea party, seriously.

I would murder for the chance to watch those episodes again.

In college, my film/tv friends had a sketch show and managed to get her to cold read some lines for them after interviewing her for something when she had a talk on campus. She was a trooper, but the best parts were where she kept insulting their lame jokes and bad writing.

The last time I went to Wally Mart, I found Jesus (small, plastic figure left on shelf to spread gospel) and stole nail polish (blue sparkles, easily ignored at self checkout). I think that evens out, somehow?

(Blue Sparkle Jesus = decent pre-production title for Righteous Gemstones)

I’m sad I lost access to wearing the JJ Fad one, but I’d Hugo it up!

I made that! Gonna print some new ones on black shirts soon because apparently most cartoonists won’t wear yellow. Not moody enough, y’know?

Use some smoked paprika as pounce!

I bet it works swell! Like scenting your letter coquettishly, but spicy.

Me too, but I just call it Unemployment.

Absolutely seconded on the screamin’!

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This song always manages to sneak-attack the maudlins into something a little more manic and can get me off my ass when I’m in a Sad Jam. Also made me think of that one Muffs vid…