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Kaitlin Candles
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what are we even doing anymore.
If I had known that a life in politics meant that I could yap for 24 hours and people had to listen, I may have chosen that life.
a woman in a black and white suit says i have a gift of gab if you haven t noticed
ALT: a woman in a black and white suit says i have a gift of gab if you haven t noticed
media.tenor.com
April 2, 2025 at 12:15 AM
omg the ref announcing the techs forgot brooks’ name 😂
March 31, 2025 at 1:59 AM
We have lol, lmao, rofl, but none of these quite capture my current state of “laughing on the outside but really crying because we’re doomed”. LOTOBRCBWD is a little too much so I’m taking suggestions.
February 13, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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“Per my last email.”
February 10, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Hey guys I just rewatched the halftime show and confirmed it is still hilarious when 70k people yelled “a minorrrrrr”. Just in case you were wondering.
February 10, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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Serena Williams was on the field longer today than Harrison Butker.
February 10, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize
February 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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they can take over the entire country but they can never actually be cool and it will eat at them forever
February 10, 2025 at 2:15 AM
The smile at the camera when he said “Say, Drake”.
February 10, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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broke - Kamala Harris: “i will follow the law when it comes to transgender individuals”

woke - Stephen Smith:
February 7, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Breakfast? In this eggconomy?!
February 6, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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The owner of AZ Painting Pros LLC here in Arizona. Sure would be a shame if his clients found out what a violent bigot he is...
February 5, 2025 at 2:17 PM
The world sucks rn but at least we have Devin Booker
February 4, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Every hour is just “what hell hath been unleashed”.
February 3, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Luka stans and Laker stans teaming up sounds like actual hell
February 2, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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The guy from The Apprentice, who hired a Fox weekend host to run the Pentagon and a cast member from the Real World to run the FAA (the two agencies associated with the incident) says the real cause of a deadly plain crash is DEI.
REPORTER: I'm trying to figure out how you can come to the conclusion right now that diversity had something to do with this crash.

TRUMP: Because I have common sense, ok? And unfortunately a lot of people don't
January 30, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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Wild. Top is the NBC upload, bottom is the one aired as the live feed
January 21, 2025 at 5:45 AM
“CMOOOOON ITS THE JAAAAZZZZZ”
-some dude in our section 😂
January 11, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Two things that grab my attention faster than the speed of light-
1. My dog starting to vom
2. “Devin Booker writhing in pain”

K Ray almost gave me a heart attack.
January 8, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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I’m ashamed of what I said about Blake Lively. Her allegations should shock us all | Laura Snapes
I’m ashamed of what I said about Blake Lively. Her allegations should shock us all | Laura Snapes
A complaint filed by the actor against her It Ends With Us co-star Justin Baldoni paints a disturbing picture – and suggests the public is far too easily fooled “She’s really giving throwback oblivious mean girl, it’s kind of amazing.” “Omg her saying…
www.theguardian.com
December 24, 2024 at 6:21 AM
So close 😍🔥

(for warmups only, then back to nosebleeds)
December 20, 2024 at 5:27 PM
Grinch-rilla… Gorill-inch?? Whoever he is, he’s being a menace.
December 20, 2024 at 2:43 AM
Update: you have to serve the hotdogs yourself but worth it 😂 I also think the $2ness makes them taste better.
Those $9 waters were eroding my soul away so this is much appreciated.
Introducing our $2 Value Menu! 🍿🥤🌭

The most affordable, fan-friendly menu in the NBA tips-off tomorrow and will continue for ALL remaining home games this season!
December 20, 2024 at 1:57 AM