Billhelm
@kaiserbillhelm.bsky.social
Platinum 🏳️🌈. 👬. 🐈dad. St-stutterer. I once had a bee stuck in my ear.
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What’s the matter, babe? You’ve hardly touched your penis colada. Everything ok?
July 10, 2025 at 6:48 PM
What’s the matter, babe? You’ve hardly touched your penis colada. Everything ok?
I don’t know what agency created this, but this ad is the GOAT, see?
July 7, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I don’t know what agency created this, but this ad is the GOAT, see?
Alexa, define “restaurant”
April 25, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Alexa, define “restaurant”
I try to bring the
April 18, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I try to bring the
This is my biological son and no I will not be taking a paternity test at this time because a father just knows these things
April 12, 2025 at 2:09 PM
This is my biological son and no I will not be taking a paternity test at this time because a father just knows these things
I have to have Amal now that I’ve had
April 1, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I have to have Amal now that I’ve had
I HAVE SEEN MY CATS.
And I will not be issuing any apologies for bruises and broken bones
And I will not be issuing any apologies for bruises and broken bones
March 30, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I HAVE SEEN MY CATS.
And I will not be issuing any apologies for bruises and broken bones
And I will not be issuing any apologies for bruises and broken bones
Hey babe, wanna come over? I’ll let you put it in my
February 23, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Hey babe, wanna come over? I’ll let you put it in my
Return of the Sound of Jedi
Music starring Maria von It’s a Trapp
Music starring Maria von It’s a Trapp
February 23, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Return of the Sound of Jedi
Music starring Maria von It’s a Trapp
Music starring Maria von It’s a Trapp
Look at me. I’m the Netflix now.
February 22, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Look at me. I’m the Netflix now.
Me waking up every day in 2025
February 1, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Me waking up every day in 2025
I will die the way I always wanted, being torn to shreds by birds of prey while my husband watches from afar whispering that I deserved it
January 18, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I will die the way I always wanted, being torn to shreds by birds of prey while my husband watches from afar whispering that I deserved it
Came home from the pharmacy and the husband was just allowing our son to walk around nude
January 13, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Came home from the pharmacy and the husband was just allowing our son to walk around nude
I am constantly insulted on this platform
December 28, 2024 at 6:22 PM
I am constantly insulted on this platform
He’s learning about his culture
December 26, 2024 at 6:56 PM
He’s learning about his culture
We’re childless gays in our 40s.
Of course we wrapped gifts and made stockings for the cats.
Of course we wrapped gifts and made stockings for the cats.
December 24, 2024 at 10:46 PM
We’re childless gays in our 40s.
Of course we wrapped gifts and made stockings for the cats.
Of course we wrapped gifts and made stockings for the cats.
*looks at news*
*looks at timeline*
*heavily sighs*
*looks at timeline*
*heavily sighs*
December 19, 2024 at 3:08 PM
*looks at news*
*looks at timeline*
*heavily sighs*
*looks at timeline*
*heavily sighs*
He’s a 10 but sleeps like an angel after waking you up at 2:10am by sitting in your bedroom doorway crunching on the mouse he caught
December 18, 2024 at 12:34 PM
He’s a 10 but sleeps like an angel after waking you up at 2:10am by sitting in your bedroom doorway crunching on the mouse he caught
He’s a 10 but he likes to watch you poop
December 18, 2024 at 2:43 AM
He’s a 10 but he likes to watch you poop
Trader Joe’s marketing team has either too many or too few gays on staff
December 13, 2024 at 9:20 PM
Trader Joe’s marketing team has either too many or too few gays on staff