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Cyrus
@kaibakid.bsky.social
Author: Writing a One Piece fanfic (slow because sad)

Gamer: Pokémaniac, maaaniac on the floor. And while I shiny hunt I play Balatro more!

Dabbler: obsessions with suits and timepieces along with other somewhat niche interests!

Often sad
Pinned
“When you become willing to risk your life - in both the physical and legal senses - that is when you become a pirate!”

Plunderers and Paralegals: a Story in the World of One Piece

After almost a full year in development, Part 1 of PnP is finally coming together. Please look forward to it!
I’m really gonna do it this time
December 20, 2025 at 8:47 AM
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DOJ broke the law today by refusing to produce all the Epstein files. It also broke the law by redacting information other than to protect victims. Yet, the corporate media is acting that DOJ did us a huge favor.

Now, more than ever, help build independent, pro-democracy media. hubs.ly/Q03CbHTt0
December 20, 2025 at 1:00 AM
The problem with Bluesky being a liberal Xitter (read: shitter) is that a large portion of the content recommended to me is political and reminds me of how inconceivably fucked my country is. Like I don’t know why I expected anything else but I am also disappointed that this is all bsky can offer me
December 14, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Please anybody who has immigrated either way into the US, don’t listen to the Kristi Noem YouTube ad. Turning yourself in will lock you in Argentinian jail whether you’re a single mom or a gangbanger, a nationalized citizen or someone who arrived illegally
December 12, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Guys, the Switch 2 is out. Really let that fester in your mind. Silksong has released. Rockstar has considered releasing GTAVI. Many unbelievable things have happened to gaming this year.
December 6, 2025 at 7:43 AM
I’ve been struggling really hard. It’s an entitled thing to say for someone with all their physical needs provided for them, but it’s true. Updates on PnP are slow because I give up on working on it daily. Even though I swore I would drop it one day, I can’t bring myself to make any effort. Pathetic
November 26, 2025 at 6:54 AM
I kinda want to make an exposé on Mega Evolution with the release of Z-A. Make no mistake, this is no simple contrarian standpoint; I am, and have been for years, of the genuine opinion that Mega Evolutions are extremely over-loved - and I have arguments for this case.
October 21, 2025 at 8:04 PM
So how’d that rapture go
September 24, 2025 at 2:29 PM
@dirtylaundryshow.bsky.social the hell is the Spaghett???????????
August 16, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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@comradekrona.bsky.social wasnt able to make it so here i am with your (semi) weekly @ccasplatoon.bsky.social meetings out of context!!! honestly i don't even know what happened this week im ngl....
July 30, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I knew it would get worse and like a foolish Schroedinger I confirmed that that metaphorical cat was indeed dead. Twas. And I am sufficiently depressed.
July 22, 2025 at 6:57 AM
I’m glad nobody is anticipating my story. I have struggled greatly since 2023, and particularly since the election. That’s not an excuse for my languid fulfillment, it simply is the reason. Shockingly having a literal madman govern your life direction is stressful and distracting.
July 14, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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@jimbrowm.bsky.social

Thanks for Jeffrey Epstein’s Little Black Book (unredacted)

Yep, the 🍊 piece of 💩 is in it!

archive.org/embed/jeffre...
Jeffrey Epstein's Little Black Book (unredacted) : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
Jeffrey Epstein's Little Black Book (unredacted).
archive.org
July 13, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I’m honestly shocked the couch-fucker needed to exercise his tiebreaker vote. I’m surprised the number of Congresspeople that remain true to their oath of office is even 50% of Congress.
July 3, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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There is no such thing as an overreaction with what has now happened. This is the line in the sand.

Every red hat who supports killing Americans is a traitor.
June 14, 2025 at 3:01 PM
When Susie #Deltarune starts talking shit to the secret boss of #Chapter3, the boss starts targeting HER exclusively for its damage. When the whole fight before had damage to all parties.
June 15, 2025 at 4:07 AM
There is something seriously wrong with you if even people offering support and comfort makes you feel worse. Not based on my life at all.
June 4, 2025 at 5:53 AM
@deadbydaylight.com chirping in Layer 4 of Sping Tab’s chase is annoying as all hell. Willy needs to replace his smoke detector battery but I don’t feel we should suffer for that. Other things seem just right, that one detail is just very irksome to me.
June 2, 2025 at 7:29 AM
@deadbydaylighten.bsky.social chirping in Layer 4 is annoying as all hell. Willy needs to replace his smoke detector battery but I don’t feel we should suffer for that
May 27, 2025 at 7:33 PM
@bhvr.com @bhvr.bsky.social @deadbydaylight.com you guys are aware that you’re always gonna need four times more Survivors than Killers for your game to work, right? If so, couldja stop actually reaming Survivor for no reason?

I never thought one flashie bully squad could have this great an impact
May 26, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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what the fuck is this. I came on this platform specifically so I could tell ppl to k*** themselves
May 22, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Heath bars do ads now???
May 16, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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BREAKING NEWS: White smoke streams from a chimney atop the Sistine Chapel, signaling to the world that a new pope has been selected.
Holy white smoke, we have a new pope!
White smoke streamed from a chimney atop the Sistine Chapel, signaling to the world that the 133 cardinals inside have elected a new pope. But we don't yet know his identity.
www.npr.org
May 8, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I had to reinstall Xitter to wait for Sony to announce a certain upcoming product, and damn. The liberals over there must genuinely be saints with the patience they display. I respect the determination to stand their ground and remain on that god-awful platform
May 8, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Also, Trump wants to restrict Narcan. Ah yes, solving the Fentanyl crisis.
By this Pam calculation, one pill has to kill more than five people. Math is hard.
May 2, 2025 at 8:20 PM