kaibai5.bsky.social
@kaibai5.bsky.social
I swear some of the people at our local title boxing are real douchey for a club that only knows how to throw a speed 1,2, 4 😅
March 9, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Coyle and Marchand????

They hit the second tower 💔
March 7, 2025 at 8:35 PM
BRAD MARCHAND TO FLORIDA OH MY FUCKING GOD???????

IM GONNA JUMP OFF A BRIDGE???????

FUCKKKKKKKKKKK SWEEEWWWWNNNNYY
March 7, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Whats so funny is the far right is ok with Mickey and Minnie mouse but when they thought there was even a possibility of a real mouse having a gender they were like WAIT WOA WOAH WOAH HOLD ON NOW
I’m like 99% sure that mice don’t even have genders.
March 6, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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I’m like 99% sure that mice don’t even have genders.
March 6, 2025 at 2:54 PM
The biggest thing I've achieved in the past 48 hours was getting through an interview with someone from the GR press while suffering from norovirus

Oh and also eating a bowl of rice without throwing up
March 6, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Hi so norovirus is the worst thing ever 🫶
March 5, 2025 at 9:35 PM
How am I? I've been crying to videos of Elton John and Chappell Roan singing pink pony club for the past half hour
March 4, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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February 27, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Some guy just messaged me on a dating app saying
"Holy crap you look really strong 😍"

And that is indeed the quickest way to guarantee I will come fuck the shit out of u 🫡🥹
February 27, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I think my favorite part about being a women who works out is when you get your period, your body says "Progess? What progress? You can't lift that and your body looks 3 months pregnant. Also go kys👍🏾"
February 22, 2025 at 1:26 AM
We are only two episodes in and I already NEED lindsey and Wes off my screen

#SummerHouse
February 21, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Yeezys .com is only listing a shirt with a swastika.

This is real.

I don't give a fuck about your memes, your defense for elon or Kanye, or your ignorance is bliss anymore

This is fucked up. It isn't funny
It isn't a joke.
It isn't protected by free speech.

This is. Fucked. Up.
February 10, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Here to bum you out :

I legitimately cannot think of the last time (other than close friends) someone cared SO DEEPLY about me, that they were brought joy by going out of their way to make me happy

I always have to ask or I get disappointed/ forgotten

Sometimes reading romance just bums u out 😅
February 4, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Chapel
Beyonce
Sabrina
Doechii
What a night for the girlies 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
February 3, 2025 at 5:04 AM
And the grammy goes to

"THAT ONE SONG ABOUT DRIZZY THAT EMPHASIZES THAT HE DIDDLES KIDS"

I am GAGGED

Lfg KDOT
February 3, 2025 at 5:04 AM
I wanted to say to Brandy "I'm pooped I'm gonna go to bed"

And it came out as

"I'm gonna go poop the bed"

I'm so tired 😮‍💨😅😭🤣
January 30, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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If someone brings me a houseplant it’s as if they’re saying “Please enjoy slowly murdering this helpless little thing.”
January 27, 2025 at 10:40 AM
I thought eye pokes were only in UFC?

fuck the eagles fr
January 26, 2025 at 9:39 PM
"Aren't you going to warm up?"

Warm up??
Did you not just see me load on all my own plates? I'm exhausted
That was my warm up 😅
January 26, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Since Trump has declared we all are technically female,

We can use any bathroom we want now

I'm gonna go shit in a urinal
January 26, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Shinedown is just a more hard-core Daughtry
January 24, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Yea sex is great but have you ever tried gardening then watching your cat sleep for like 10 min straight?
January 23, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I spend 8 hrs a day taking care of others medical needs
And all my free time lately pretending I'm not fighting off some gnarly symptoms of my own and meds that are wrecking me

And I have the nerve to wonder why I've been so tired latley??😅
January 22, 2025 at 7:17 PM