Kahuna
@kahunavision.bsky.social
Dad from Sydney, Australia with jokes and opinions. MC, Roller Derby Announcer, Podcaster, Streamer, Radio host. Anything with a 🎤.
So, we've had Hot Girl Summer and White Boy Summer. Is everyone ready for the upcoming nuclear winter?
June 19, 2025 at 4:18 AM
So, we've had Hot Girl Summer and White Boy Summer. Is everyone ready for the upcoming nuclear winter?
The day after the German Chancellor gritted his teeth through that painful shit of a meeting in The Oval, the world gets the tastiest serving of schadenfreude possibly ever seen.
June 7, 2025 at 3:36 AM
The day after the German Chancellor gritted his teeth through that painful shit of a meeting in The Oval, the world gets the tastiest serving of schadenfreude possibly ever seen.
If people are worried about #Trump receiving a jet from Qatar, wait till they find out who the previous owner of his current personal jet was.
May 22, 2025 at 2:44 AM
If people are worried about #Trump receiving a jet from Qatar, wait till they find out who the previous owner of his current personal jet was.
Any heads of state attempting to negotiate with #Trump must feel like playing chess with a monkey. You're trying to play strategically, but he doesn't know what chess is, ate five of his pawns, and is throwing his own shit at you.
March 14, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Any heads of state attempting to negotiate with #Trump must feel like playing chess with a monkey. You're trying to play strategically, but he doesn't know what chess is, ate five of his pawns, and is throwing his own shit at you.
So Congressman Al Green is a new hero. Pimp cane and all! The question is, what are the rest of the Dems doing sitting there eating this shit?
March 5, 2025 at 2:29 AM
So Congressman Al Green is a new hero. Pimp cane and all! The question is, what are the rest of the Dems doing sitting there eating this shit?
Great. Thanks to Kendrick and my ADHD brain, now any time I hear the word mustard, I scream MUSTAAAARRRDDDD!!!!! And then my 3yo copies me, and we just scream mustard at each other. It's fun.
February 16, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Great. Thanks to Kendrick and my ADHD brain, now any time I hear the word mustard, I scream MUSTAAAARRRDDDD!!!!! And then my 3yo copies me, and we just scream mustard at each other. It's fun.
Instead of saying punch buggy when they see a VW, mah waaiife and I are teaching the kids to stick their finger up when they see a Tesla.🖕🏾 And it's totally cool because they're neurospicy. It's just their special way of saying fuck you.
February 1, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Instead of saying punch buggy when they see a VW, mah waaiife and I are teaching the kids to stick their finger up when they see a Tesla.🖕🏾 And it's totally cool because they're neurospicy. It's just their special way of saying fuck you.
Right-wing conspiracies claiming the crashed army helicopter pilot was trans. He wasn't. It's like how Trump thinks asylum seekers escaped from an asylum. They heard someone say the old "I identify as an Apache helicopter" shit meme and got confused. It happens to them sometimes. A lot.
February 1, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Right-wing conspiracies claiming the crashed army helicopter pilot was trans. He wasn't. It's like how Trump thinks asylum seekers escaped from an asylum. They heard someone say the old "I identify as an Apache helicopter" shit meme and got confused. It happens to them sometimes. A lot.
Autism can only cause you to hitler salute when you just happen to be autistic AND a nazi. It's a very specific combination.
January 21, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Autism can only cause you to hitler salute when you just happen to be autistic AND a nazi. It's a very specific combination.
So AI image prompts are just real life now?
Fireworks, gas tanks and camping fuel were used to blow up a Tesla Cybertruck outside the Trump Hotel in Las Vegas, law enforcement official tells CNN.
Tesla Cybertruck explosion at Trump hotel in Vegas investigated as a possible terrorist act, law enforcement official says | CNN
The Tesla Cybertruck explosion and fire at the entrance of the Trump Hotel in Las Vegas Wednesday morning is being investigated as a possible terrorist act, according to a law enforcement official who...
www.cnn.com
January 2, 2025 at 12:07 AM
So AI image prompts are just real life now?
So, anyone else getting the glitch where, no matter how many times you refresh, your Spotify Wrapped insists your most played is the Glee Original Cast Recording Seasons 1,2,3,4, and 5, instead of like, Kendrick Lamar....or something? Anyone?
December 14, 2024 at 1:46 AM
So, anyone else getting the glitch where, no matter how many times you refresh, your Spotify Wrapped insists your most played is the Glee Original Cast Recording Seasons 1,2,3,4, and 5, instead of like, Kendrick Lamar....or something? Anyone?
You know what this means, right? She's single. I've got a shot!
Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly have reportedly broken up—just months before the arrival of their baby together.
Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly Call it Quits Weeks After Announcing Pregnancy
The couple are expecting a child together.
www.thedailybeast.com
December 11, 2024 at 2:43 AM
You know what this means, right? She's single. I've got a shot!
You know the trope of everybody clapping in unison for some non real heartwarming thing some Mum made up on Facebook? The opposite happened at a McDonalds in Altoona yesterday. And they all stood up and booed.
December 11, 2024 at 2:41 AM
You know the trope of everybody clapping in unison for some non real heartwarming thing some Mum made up on Facebook? The opposite happened at a McDonalds in Altoona yesterday. And they all stood up and booed.
Stormy Daniels said in her book that Trumps dick is like Toad from Mario. I want to ask Joe Scarborough, from his personal experience on his recent trip, does it taste like mushroom too? 🍄
Pathetic capitulations to authoritarianism.
When fascism is defeated don't let them rebrand once again as people who were always opposed to it, rather than opportunists whose morality is based on proximation to power
When fascism is defeated don't let them rebrand once again as people who were always opposed to it, rather than opportunists whose morality is based on proximation to power
December 9, 2024 at 5:55 AM
Stormy Daniels said in her book that Trumps dick is like Toad from Mario. I want to ask Joe Scarborough, from his personal experience on his recent trip, does it taste like mushroom too? 🍄
My wife and I talking about how we're going to afford Christmas this year. 🎄
Welker: Do you have an actual plan at this point for health care?
Trump: Yes. We have concepts of a plan that will be better.
Welker: Still just concepts? Do you have a fully developed plan?
Trump: Yes. We have concepts of a plan that will be better.
Welker: Still just concepts? Do you have a fully developed plan?
December 9, 2024 at 5:50 AM
My wife and I talking about how we're going to afford Christmas this year. 🎄
If all the sanity leaves and there's no libs to own, Twitter just becomes Troth Sensual right? Or 4Chan. Just pissing and shitting all over each other and themselves. It's going to be Lord of the Flies, and I can't wait.
Despite being on Twitter for a decade and on Bluesky (actively) for a few weeks, if the current trend continues, I will have more followers here than on Twitter within a couple of weeks. Insane when comparing this to a DECADE
December 9, 2024 at 5:40 AM
If all the sanity leaves and there's no libs to own, Twitter just becomes Troth Sensual right? Or 4Chan. Just pissing and shitting all over each other and themselves. It's going to be Lord of the Flies, and I can't wait.
Surely, there's a video edit out there of the assassination of Brian Thompson with the sound of guillotine dropping.
December 9, 2024 at 5:31 AM
Surely, there's a video edit out there of the assassination of Brian Thompson with the sound of guillotine dropping.
His life insurance company has a chance to do the funniest thing ever.
December 6, 2024 at 11:29 PM
His life insurance company has a chance to do the funniest thing ever.
At first, I was shocked that a health insurance CEO was assassinated in public. Then, the more I thought about it, I'm more shocked it's the first time.
December 5, 2024 at 6:33 AM
At first, I was shocked that a health insurance CEO was assassinated in public. Then, the more I thought about it, I'm more shocked it's the first time.
"But until then *hiccup*, I'm Edward Fucking Forty Hands! SHOT SHOT SHOT SHOT SHOT SHOT! WHOOOOO!!!!"
Donald Trump’s secretary of defense pick has made a solemn promise to quit drinking if confirmed to the position.
Hegseth Vows to Get Sober if Confirmed
The embattled Fox News host-turned-secretary of defense nominee denied ever having a drinking problem.
www.thedailybeast.com
December 5, 2024 at 1:12 AM
"But until then *hiccup*, I'm Edward Fucking Forty Hands! SHOT SHOT SHOT SHOT SHOT SHOT! WHOOOOO!!!!"