Dear immigration judge, thank you for your time. I believe I qualify dual citizenship in Canada because I've been listening to Gordon Lightfoot and Harmonium for 20 years. My favorite kind of bagel is smaller and on the chewy side. I love maple and forests.

Too libbed up over here. I miss the days of subtweeting conservatives from my home town.

I am getting tired of saying this but I keep sporadically hearing from people things like your life has no substantively changed since trump retook power, bitch yes it has I have a conscience and I wake up mad every day fuck You lol.

Fuck ICE and anyone who helps them

Always be ready to stand between an ICE gestapo thug and their target. And business owners, know your rights and never let ICE in no matter what: www.nilc.org/wp-content/u...