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No questions. No puzzles.
There’s just no way I’d pay for acoustic storytime
March 15, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Goose at the HiFi. August 2018. They opened for aqueous. Then goose mousetrap in 2019. Haven’t seen them since but I might see them at the lawn this summer but stick to the hits plz. None of this Elizabeth shit
What musical act did you get to see in an intimate setting? Because it was before they got big or after they had their huge moment?
March 14, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Wanted to run this but you (a 46 year old that double posts on 2 social media apps)

What do you think about hitting your milestone shows (100th 200th etc) in silence? In other words, no announcement, no song requests, no stickers, no merch

Let it all out. There’s like 4 people on this app
March 14, 2025 at 11:17 AM
First walk with Walter post - surgery. Lotta fist pumping going on. Dude is galloping
March 14, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Who signed off on International Women’s day being immediately followed by a time change and a blood moon on Pi day
March 14, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Rippin heaters listening to ABBA, wyd

Is how you ensure they don’t text you back
March 13, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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Your 30s are all about picking out a bullet
March 11, 2025 at 6:39 PM
(v smol) Walter
March 13, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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‘Rhythm’ has two h’s and no vowels.

Just remember:

Rhythm
Helps
Your
Two
Hips
Move

Rhythm is also a dancer and a soul’s companion.
March 13, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Interns got me a whiteboard. They’re going places
March 13, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Wearing my new UM hoodie over my suit because this hoodie is top tier. $70 well spent I urge you to give Bayliss your $$
March 13, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Rippin heaters babe
March 13, 2025 at 11:53 AM
March 13, 2020. March 13, 2025
March 13, 2025 at 9:44 AM
They could have ended the set after the >>>> from a goated Wappy into a SFB. But then they played 40s. lol That right there set the show apart. Upper echelon. First set flex. Tough guy stuff.

Go see this band!! just not around me I’m gliding here
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March 13, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Bought a new king size bed for Walter
March 12, 2025 at 11:30 PM
What stats are on your nightstand
March 12, 2025 at 11:26 PM
When the 7-11 workers see me finish my 144 oz polar pop while perusing the candy aisle,not paying for it yet
March 12, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Let’s see your bedroom nightstand
March 12, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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Imagine dying and the last thing you hear is the Everything’s Right na na na’s
March 12, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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do goose fans look at other goose fans in disgust when they light up a J at a show?
March 12, 2025 at 6:32 PM
🚀
March 12, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Today doesn’t stand a chance do you see the number DO U SEE IT
March 12, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Entering the office after a Midwest Umphreys run
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March 12, 2025 at 10:15 AM
1348. Riverside. We are gonna post here too because the bass lick is that important.
March 12, 2025 at 12:22 AM
March 11, 2025 at 11:48 PM