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No questions. No puzzles.
March 14, 2025 at 11:17 PM
(v smol) Walter
March 13, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Interns got me a whiteboard. They’re going places
March 13, 2025 at 6:40 PM
March 13, 2020. March 13, 2025
March 13, 2025 at 9:44 AM
And space for his toys up top. Lean into the absurdity
March 13, 2025 at 5:06 AM
When the 7-11 workers see me finish my 144 oz polar pop while perusing the candy aisle,not paying for it yet
March 12, 2025 at 7:36 PM
March 12, 2025 at 2:52 PM
🚀
March 12, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Today doesn’t stand a chance do you see the number DO U SEE IT
March 12, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Repeated in:

2/20/14 Much Obliged
5/4/14 Gents
1/3/15 Dump City
1/29/16 Great American
4/27/17 FF
6/1/18 Syncopated Strangers
3/8/25 1348
March 12, 2025 at 1:14 AM
March 11, 2025 at 11:48 PM
First appearance of the <grease>
…. early in the first setmade me like plunger
March 9, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Doug Stanhope 💯/10
March 5, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I mean come on…stupid good
March 4, 2025 at 10:58 PM
When the goose fan says that they, too, have received pit blow jobs during a fire jam 👽 🌲
March 4, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Laughable
March 4, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Thank you for asking
March 3, 2025 at 11:18 PM
HBD to the greatest thing Umphreys has ever done
February 19, 2025 at 2:18 AM
February 19, 2025 at 1:47 AM
It’s right here. This is it.
January 31, 2025 at 12:46 PM
January 31, 2025 at 6:55 AM
January 31, 2025 at 4:04 AM
👽 🍕
January 31, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Hoo boy! LFG
January 31, 2025 at 1:45 AM
January 31, 2025 at 1:37 AM