Sam
@phichigan.bsky.social
Facts all come with points of view
Getting you to say, “what the fuck is wrong with these people?” is part of the grift
November 25, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Getting you to say, “what the fuck is wrong with these people?” is part of the grift
The Great State of Michigan just OWNED my ass
November 24, 2025 at 11:31 PM
The Great State of Michigan just OWNED my ass
Putin deserves a worse end than Gaddafi
November 24, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Putin deserves a worse end than Gaddafi
I bet Mike’s “flow state box” records you while you’re sleeping or some shit
November 24, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I bet Mike’s “flow state box” records you while you’re sleeping or some shit
We hold these Bluths to be self evident, that all Gobs are created equal
November 23, 2025 at 12:24 AM
We hold these Bluths to be self evident, that all Gobs are created equal
I can’t imagine basing my self worth on winning some competition with millions of moving parts that I’m barely aware of
November 15, 2025 at 5:10 AM
I can’t imagine basing my self worth on winning some competition with millions of moving parts that I’m barely aware of
“What breed is that cat?”
Orange
“Well, what kind of guitar?”
Also Orange
Orange
“Well, what kind of guitar?”
Also Orange
November 14, 2025 at 3:59 AM
“What breed is that cat?”
Orange
“Well, what kind of guitar?”
Also Orange
Orange
“Well, what kind of guitar?”
Also Orange
I saw my first scene with Matthew Macfadyen & Nick Offerman and all I want is more!
November 14, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I saw my first scene with Matthew Macfadyen & Nick Offerman and all I want is more!
Why stop at NYC? If we dig deep, we can get billionaires to leave the planet
November 5, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Why stop at NYC? If we dig deep, we can get billionaires to leave the planet
ICE loves standard time
November 3, 2025 at 7:32 AM
ICE loves standard time
You have the highest payroll in baseball by a considerable margin. How the fuck are you overcoming adversity, my man?
November 2, 2025 at 4:27 AM
You have the highest payroll in baseball by a considerable margin. How the fuck are you overcoming adversity, my man?
Standard time is for squares
November 2, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Standard time is for squares
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I would like the Blue Jays to find a way and win it all. It’s got a whole “51st state my ass” thing going on which would be incredible
October 16, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I would like the Blue Jays to find a way and win it all. It’s got a whole “51st state my ass” thing going on which would be incredible
They can’t even fathom that the ring symbolizes greed. Fifth graders realize that
October 29, 2025 at 9:09 PM
They can’t even fathom that the ring symbolizes greed. Fifth graders realize that
I am thankful that fascists have never finished a book or movie
October 23, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I am thankful that fascists have never finished a book or movie
Worked great for Duterte! 👍
Trump: "I don't think we're necessarily going to ask for a declaration of war, I think we're just gonna kill people that are bringing drugs into our country. We're going to kill them. They're going to be, like dead."
October 23, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Worked great for Duterte! 👍
Happy $38 trillion in debt day!
October 23, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Happy $38 trillion in debt day!
I only pay attention to what a liar does, I could give a shit about what they say
October 23, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I only pay attention to what a liar does, I could give a shit about what they say
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Remember kids: Only corporations can make money from gambling, sex, or drugs. Everyone else is a criminal.
October 23, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Remember kids: Only corporations can make money from gambling, sex, or drugs. Everyone else is a criminal.
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I'm not sure about this branding but I'm not the billionaire business genius
September 18, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I'm not sure about this branding but I'm not the billionaire business genius