Calvin Tower
@ka-tet19.bsky.social
Lots of new stuff at The Dark Tower shoppe!
Link is in bio.
All things serve the beam
Link is in bio.
All things serve the beam
August 31, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Lots of new stuff at The Dark Tower shoppe!
Link is in bio.
All things serve the beam
Link is in bio.
All things serve the beam
Bob Dylan is an Avenger?
July 5, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Bob Dylan is an Avenger?
At home with my cats eating cold baked beans out the can just as Uncle Sam would have wanted
July 4, 2025 at 6:48 PM
At home with my cats eating cold baked beans out the can just as Uncle Sam would have wanted
Yes! They are just terrified to work! MAGA
June 29, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Yes! They are just terrified to work! MAGA
Oh wow this is gonna be fucking incredible.
June 26, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Oh wow this is gonna be fucking incredible.
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"this is the future liberals want" and it's just some guy taking a free bus to buy a dozen eggs for $2.99
June 25, 2025 at 1:29 PM
"this is the future liberals want" and it's just some guy taking a free bus to buy a dozen eggs for $2.99
When inspiration strikes. Why am I drinking my big ass jugs of water out of a spectrum jug? I have the technology
June 25, 2025 at 11:52 PM
When inspiration strikes. Why am I drinking my big ass jugs of water out of a spectrum jug? I have the technology
My other car is one
'A Takuro,' he said, mostly to himself. He went around to look at the trunk. 'A Takuro Spirit, to be exact. Ever hear of that make and model, Jake of New York?'
Jake shook his head.
'Me, neither,' he said. 'Me fucking neither.'
Jake shook his head.
'Me, neither,' he said. 'Me fucking neither.'
June 25, 2025 at 10:52 PM
My other car is one
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Post a Stephen King story you want to see adapted into a movie
June 25, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Post a Stephen King story you want to see adapted into a movie
Venti (see you) later
June 25, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Venti (see you) later
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Big Balls has resigned!
Let their DOGE involvement follow them all for the rest of their lives! His name is Edward Coristine.
Let their DOGE involvement follow them all for the rest of their lives! His name is Edward Coristine.
June 25, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Big Balls has resigned!
Let their DOGE involvement follow them all for the rest of their lives! His name is Edward Coristine.
Let their DOGE involvement follow them all for the rest of their lives! His name is Edward Coristine.
Please let this man win. This could be just the spark we need
June 25, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Please let this man win. This could be just the spark we need
Saw an ICE agent at the grocery store. Took everything in me to not yell "FUCK ICE" in the checkout line... I wish I woulda in retrospect
June 25, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Saw an ICE agent at the grocery store. Took everything in me to not yell "FUCK ICE" in the checkout line... I wish I woulda in retrospect
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Some skeet to remember; some skeet to forget
June 14, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Some skeet to remember; some skeet to forget
Dying in a pointless nuclear blast feels a little too on the nose tbh.
June 22, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Dying in a pointless nuclear blast feels a little too on the nose tbh.
At least we can buy expensive eggs?
June 22, 2025 at 10:37 AM
At least we can buy expensive eggs?
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anyway I think most can relate to this
June 22, 2025 at 6:48 AM
anyway I think most can relate to this
My dad desperately needs new glasses and I said he looks like Dustin Hoffman in Papillon and now he’s on the phone making an appointment to get new glasses. Sick burn on my pops.
June 21, 2025 at 8:39 PM
My dad desperately needs new glasses and I said he looks like Dustin Hoffman in Papillon and now he’s on the phone making an appointment to get new glasses. Sick burn on my pops.
Sirens on Netflix is excellent!
June 20, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Sirens on Netflix is excellent!