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I wonder who posts more from my family
January 16, 2026 at 2:30 AM
I wonder who posts more from my family
I envy tv hosts, every time they dance the band automatically starts playing
November 20, 2025 at 5:59 AM
I envy tv hosts, every time they dance the band automatically starts playing
My husband gets annoyed when I start my answer with “Nothing,” but it’s literally just my Spanish kicking in—like when we say “nada, pues…” before actually answering the question lol.
November 15, 2025 at 1:37 AM
My husband gets annoyed when I start my answer with “Nothing,” but it’s literally just my Spanish kicking in—like when we say “nada, pues…” before actually answering the question lol.
Let me just say… it is adorable when my husband does his tummy time. He commits to it once a day.
#FunnyPost
#MarriageHumor
#CoupleComedy
#DailyLaughs
#RelatableAF
#LifeWithHim
#MarriageLife
#WifeLife
#ComedyGold
#IYKYK
#BlueSkyHumor
#ViralEnergy
#ForYou
#TodayOnBluesky
#SkyFeed
#FunnyPost
#MarriageHumor
#CoupleComedy
#DailyLaughs
#RelatableAF
#LifeWithHim
#MarriageLife
#WifeLife
#ComedyGold
#IYKYK
#BlueSkyHumor
#ViralEnergy
#ForYou
#TodayOnBluesky
#SkyFeed
November 14, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Let me just say… it is adorable when my husband does his tummy time. He commits to it once a day.
#FunnyPost
#MarriageHumor
#CoupleComedy
#DailyLaughs
#RelatableAF
#LifeWithHim
#MarriageLife
#WifeLife
#ComedyGold
#IYKYK
#BlueSkyHumor
#ViralEnergy
#ForYou
#TodayOnBluesky
#SkyFeed
#FunnyPost
#MarriageHumor
#CoupleComedy
#DailyLaughs
#RelatableAF
#LifeWithHim
#MarriageLife
#WifeLife
#ComedyGold
#IYKYK
#BlueSkyHumor
#ViralEnergy
#ForYou
#TodayOnBluesky
#SkyFeed
The hardest part about having a Pekingese, a Yorkie, and a Golden Retriever isn’t the grooming… it’s that I buy breed-specific food and they STILL switch plates like they’re at a buffet #DogLife #PetChaos #MultiDogHouse #DogMomLife #Pekingese #Yorkie #GoldenRetriever #DogHumor #DogParentProblems
November 13, 2025 at 4:10 AM
The hardest part about having a Pekingese, a Yorkie, and a Golden Retriever isn’t the grooming… it’s that I buy breed-specific food and they STILL switch plates like they’re at a buffet #DogLife #PetChaos #MultiDogHouse #DogMomLife #Pekingese #Yorkie #GoldenRetriever #DogHumor #DogParentProblems
It’s been three years since I graduated, and I still have nightmares where I remember a class I forgot existed—missed every test, failed the whole thing, and lost my degree. My subconscious really said, ‘Let’s keep the drama alive!
July 4, 2025 at 5:21 PM
It’s been three years since I graduated, and I still have nightmares where I remember a class I forgot existed—missed every test, failed the whole thing, and lost my degree. My subconscious really said, ‘Let’s keep the drama alive!
My therapist just called me ‘inspirational.’ Trying to let that sink in and maybe, just maybe, start believing it myself.
March 21, 2025 at 9:58 PM
My therapist just called me ‘inspirational.’ Trying to let that sink in and maybe, just maybe, start believing it myself.
I’m too lazy to correct people on facts. ‘They’re making a live-action Moana with Zendaya.’ (Me, knowing the trailer is fan-made): ‘Oh, that’s cool.’ #movies
March 21, 2025 at 5:16 AM
I’m too lazy to correct people on facts. ‘They’re making a live-action Moana with Zendaya.’ (Me, knowing the trailer is fan-made): ‘Oh, that’s cool.’ #movies
For real, though—how do you make a sequel to a movie about death? Ohh… maybe there’s more after. I see.
March 21, 2025 at 5:11 AM
For real, though—how do you make a sequel to a movie about death? Ohh… maybe there’s more after. I see.
MAC: When I was 15, my mom took me to the MAC counter and bought me a blush and Studio Fix powder. Ever since, I do a MAC splurge at least once a year. They might not always innovate, but they never disappoint. #makeup
A question for my #makeup girlies, particularly those aged 30 and over:
Are you, or have you ever been, loyal to a brand? What is it about said brand that drew you in? And what is it that potentially turned you away?
Are you, or have you ever been, loyal to a brand? What is it about said brand that drew you in? And what is it that potentially turned you away?
March 21, 2025 at 5:08 AM
MAC: When I was 15, my mom took me to the MAC counter and bought me a blush and Studio Fix powder. Ever since, I do a MAC splurge at least once a year. They might not always innovate, but they never disappoint. #makeup
Someone save my girl Wendy!
Wendy Williams has received a perfect score on a mental capacity test, TMZ reports.
These results challenge legal documents filed by her guardian who has previously claimed her condition has worsened. The results will be used in her guardianship court case.
These results challenge legal documents filed by her guardian who has previously claimed her condition has worsened. The results will be used in her guardianship court case.
March 13, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Someone save my girl Wendy!
My dog just gave me the nastiest look—he clearly wants me to turn off the light and go to sleep.
March 13, 2025 at 7:04 AM
My dog just gave me the nastiest look—he clearly wants me to turn off the light and go to sleep.
Listening to that song for the first time was magical ✨
Madonna's Beautiful Stranger one of the greatest pop songs ever written. Extra funny that it's for the Austin Powers 2 Soundtrack
March 13, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Listening to that song for the first time was magical ✨
😝 = “I’m crazy”
🤠= “yeehaw”
🤠= “yeehaw”
March 9, 2025 at 8:14 AM
😝 = “I’m crazy”
🤠= “yeehaw”
🤠= “yeehaw”
I feel like one day AI will be able to sue us
March 9, 2025 at 7:38 AM
I feel like one day AI will be able to sue us
The opposite also happened to me—an Uber spent the whole 40-minute ride playing me his aspiring reggaeton tracks and trying to sell me his CD, and yes I bought it because I can’t say no.
One time at Gameworks, I recorded Take On Me by a-ha. After many drinks at Blue Martini, I made the Uber driver (pool ride with strangers) play my recording. I still wonder what they thought—and if they ever tell that story.
March 9, 2025 at 7:37 AM
The opposite also happened to me—an Uber spent the whole 40-minute ride playing me his aspiring reggaeton tracks and trying to sell me his CD, and yes I bought it because I can’t say no.
One time at Gameworks, I recorded Take On Me by a-ha. After many drinks at Blue Martini, I made the Uber driver (pool ride with strangers) play my recording. I still wonder what they thought—and if they ever tell that story.
March 9, 2025 at 7:32 AM
One time at Gameworks, I recorded Take On Me by a-ha. After many drinks at Blue Martini, I made the Uber driver (pool ride with strangers) play my recording. I still wonder what they thought—and if they ever tell that story.
Pretending I have no friends is easier than planning a hangout.
March 9, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Pretending I have no friends is easier than planning a hangout.
Every time I hear Gloria by Laura Branigan, I pretend my name is Gloria. “Gloria, don’t you think you’re fallin’?”
March 9, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Every time I hear Gloria by Laura Branigan, I pretend my name is Gloria. “Gloria, don’t you think you’re fallin’?”
I will never not have the urge to edit everything I watch.
March 9, 2025 at 7:21 AM
I will never not have the urge to edit everything I watch.
Huge thanks to my film acting teacher for introducing me to SNL, Friends, The Breakfast Club, Casablanca, and so many other American pop culture staples—because at 17, I knew nothing about American TV… and honestly, I still don’t.
March 9, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Huge thanks to my film acting teacher for introducing me to SNL, Friends, The Breakfast Club, Casablanca, and so many other American pop culture staples—because at 17, I knew nothing about American TV… and honestly, I still don’t.
Just checking in—how are y’all feeling?
#Empathetic
#Empathetic
February 19, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Just checking in—how are y’all feeling?
#Empathetic
#Empathetic
Let me introduce ya’ll to my fav emoji: 🤗
It’s the little hands for me
It’s the little hands for me
February 19, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Let me introduce ya’ll to my fav emoji: 🤗
It’s the little hands for me
It’s the little hands for me
My husband doesn’t want to add me on any social media platform. This might be the first one! So kinda nervy. Hehe 🤭
February 19, 2025 at 5:07 AM
My husband doesn’t want to add me on any social media platform. This might be the first one! So kinda nervy. Hehe 🤭