There's such a betrayal when a cookie *looks* good, but then it tastes... bad? Like, why did you do this to me? Why did you let down all the cookies of the world?

and for successfully resisting the urge to eat a little treat, I shall reward myself with a little treat

This is Goose. He is currently locked in a game of tag with the doorstopper, and man are they good. 12/10

Absolutely

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I think it all started going downhill when they removed the headphone jack from modern devices

Good morning, Bluesky. There is beauty in the world, if you look for it.

Forgetting your headphones at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times.

Dear Blue Sky CEO Jay Graber,

I need an edit button!

Sincerely,
Everyone on Blue Sky

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