Jacek Wesołowski
jzwesolowski.bsky.social
Jacek Wesołowski
@jzwesolowski.bsky.social
Game designer, mostly. Knows how to make a custom editor in Unreal, write jokes in a foreign language, track police movements across a large city, and publicly scold an abusive party leader.
Sexy Unreal Asset Lifecycle
(luckily, I don't celebrate Halloween)
October 25, 2025 at 8:19 AM
In 1997 the president (a former communist btw) had the constitution printed in like literally a million copies, low quality, super cheap paper etc. and gave it out to highschool graduates. I got mine in 1999. Still have it. Super important to establish the new norm quickly.
October 15, 2025 at 7:37 AM
There are never enough potato pancakes.
October 4, 2025 at 4:48 PM
This reminds me of an old (and popular at the time, i.e. late 70s/early 80s) local comic book series that had a similar joke. One character was kneading dough to explain where the mountains come from. GMTA!
October 1, 2025 at 1:44 PM
September 20, 2025 at 9:23 AM
This seems very tightly packed, with very small inner courtyards. Compare to this random slice of downtown Warsaw:
September 10, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Basil on the left got decent conditions: indoor, decent amount sunlight.
Basil on the right grew on the balcony. It was a mistake: too cold and windy.
Basil in the centre was bought in a store and isn't doing much better, but it *looks* better because these are many plants crammed into one pot.
September 6, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Thos is the future the left wants.
August 27, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Umm, I don't think this would work in Poland. I mean, you have to self promote, but I think this would be considered self-indulgent.

(SPŐ is an Austrian left wing party, and the slogan says something like "we keep Austria on track")
August 27, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Every public service in Vienna seems to be doing this kind of relentless propaganda all the time. Makes sense, because people tend to take public services for granted, and then you end up with people asking to tear them down because a bus was three monutes late once.
August 27, 2025 at 6:59 AM
New Deus Ex Human Revolution mod just dropped.
August 26, 2025 at 2:39 PM
The one ICE I can get behind.
August 3, 2025 at 7:24 AM
In terms od population size, Warsaw is a little bit smallr and catching up quickly.

In terms of how the cities feel, Warsaw is way more spacious and feels like everything's bigger. E.g. the metro in Hamburg feels a lot like an underground tram to me.
August 3, 2025 at 7:07 AM
It doesn't say anything about drugs, wchich may explain certain flavour of some of the more unconventional Hamburg Hbf patrons.
August 3, 2025 at 6:57 AM
August 2, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Oompf ooompf ooompf ooompf ooompf, said the Pride platform's massive subwoofers.

I wish I knew earlier, I'd actually attend, never been to one of these outside Poland.
August 2, 2025 at 11:42 AM
It's the Pride week in Hamburg now. You might see something like this, and think the Church here is different, and you'd be right. Hamburg is protestant.
August 2, 2025 at 9:49 AM
The area has a picturesque quality without being stereotypically picturesque. Feels like you could be shooting movies here.
August 2, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Walking around downtown Hamburg before it gets crowded later, and so far this is peak Hamburg: red brick, bicycle stand, a sign that says not to park bikes (in the street) and rainy weather.
August 2, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Chaos Central is dirty, badly in need of repairs, feels like a gang of gun-wielding drug addicts in neon glasses is going to mug you, and also it smells, but at least you can buy soda from a robot arm.

I've never seen anyone ever use the robot arm.
August 1, 2025 at 4:55 AM
I wouldn't be calling myself Polish if I wasn't always ready to dump random Poland trivia upon unsuspecting foreigners.
July 14, 2025 at 11:06 AM
July 2, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Imagine how ridiculous it would be if white cats insisted that tabbies are inferior, probably intent on killing all the white cats, and should be at the very least kept far, far away.

That's how some humans sound to me.
July 1, 2025 at 9:57 AM
I believe programmer art is a valid choice. Stands out like an ulcer, which is good, and resembles actual art enough to not make the scene feel abstract, which is also good.

This is actual placeholder I used in my current project (yes, I'm working with Germans, you can learn that from my LinkedIn).
June 30, 2025 at 6:19 PM
May someonee in your life be your other spoon like my cats are to each other.
(unless you don't want to)
June 27, 2025 at 11:25 AM